I Am me; He is not

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I Am me; He is not is a video uploaded by Chris on 19 November 2015. Once more, Chris reaffirms her identity as the true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, and implores her fans to boycott Francine and her unofficial merchandise. Presumably spurned by her lack of cooperation, Chris exposes even more of Francine's poor character, including spinelessness, lechery, public indecency, and impersonation.

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I Am me; He is not
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Stardate 19 November 2015
Subject Matter ComicsComics Comics, Video gamesVideo games Video Games
Performance Style RageRage Rage, SmugSmug Smug
Shirt "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
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Hello once again. I am making this, uh video up- this video furthering on the, uh, past video I made about reaching out to the video game directors, creators and whatever. Firstly I want to appeal to Nintendo of America: don't trust the fake in Seattle. This is the face! This is the face of born Christopher, changed the name legally to Christian, is now going by Christine Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia. Accept no substitutes. Even the ID would be totally different, as I have shown that photograph in the last video. And plus, [leans over to grab set of Sonichu Amiibos] I don't think anybody else would have all of the original prototypes of each individual figure, as they are- as they have been displayed on the Et- on my Cwcville Shopping Etsy shop. [turns around to grab something] Uh, what did I do with those? Huh, that's weird, I thought I had everything (?)... One way or another...

Anyway, pfft, aside from that [stress sighs, grunts] I'm really pissed off at Jeff. I'm going by his male name, because he is no woman. No female soul whatsoever, regardless... [places Amiibos off-camera once more] Regardless of the fact of having his balls chopped up, [in falsetto] sounding like a high pitched choir boy now. [returns to normal voice, clears throat] And even- I don't even- there are so many worse things than pretending to be me, that h- not only in s- selling fake Sonichu merchandise over the past number of years, as far as I can tell anyway. He's messed with many a woman's heart and emotions in Seattle where he is living now, and he origin- and he was born in Pittsburgh and I wanna say once- I wanna state this once again, he moved away from Pittsburgh after a couple black men asked him for directions, or information. Scared off! Weh- he had no balls to begin with. What a wuss. And not only that, but a panhandler? He's collecting social security in three states! Three states! Don't be abusin' that!

Oh, and I got more worse shit on him... [turns around again] Oh, that's where they went... I was gonna point this out earlier, but the three figures I made of my half-brothers and half-sister, as I have shown in one of my recent videos, that I made into a couple of Jerkops and a Janekop. That's- that's a whole different ordeal right there. I was trying to reach this print-out of his latest copy-cat page on OKCupid, and he has more than this page. He's done, like, thr- he must've done like, I'm guessing three? I mean sure, one for Jeff, one for Francine, and now [cocks eyebrow] Christine? He's trying to go under my name! That- that- that pisses me off. I mean... [blows raspberry] He's no woman! He insulted me personally and my weight, and my skills, and artistry. He is no superior. He does not hold the fact that I, I alone, created Sonichu and Rosechu personally, in my mind, and then onto paper, on March 17th, 2000, and I have witnesses at Manchester High School to attest that, including the teacher in my computer graphics class at that time.

Anyway, I can't believe this Jeff, on the- putting this on his, mmph, OKCupid profile, like "Oh, I don't read books because it's too hard, my favourite movies My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, and The Peanuts Movie, and My Little- my favourite shows are My Little Pony and Frasier." Oh, [blows raspberry] "My favourite music is anything only middle-school girls would listen to, and my favourite food is apple slices from McDonald's. I eat there a lot because it's really good." Mmph... Oy vey. Oh, and get this, this just... This throws me off right here. "Could never deal without: my Seattle lesbian trans-woman community member of the year award." [Blows raspberry] Yech. A homeless person - homeless! - cons women, pretending to be me, just so he could spend a night with them, and the sex round is a bonus! A bonus to him. [Blows raspberry] Getting so much income, and sixty grand a year out of the fake Sonichu merchandise! [sigh] And I have not seen one penny of that whatsoever.

But that just- but that's not the tip of the "piss me off" iceberg. What really pisses me off: playing with the hearts and mind of women! Ugh! Toying with the emotions just... [clenches fist and grunts] That's so stereotypical of any male. Oh, any let me introduce to you a couple other interesting details! In an argument with his own biological elderly father about his "swapping gender identities" and whatnot, he assaulted him! Punched him during that argument. He- the father never sued. But that's elder abuse right there. [stress sighs] I never struck my father... [rubs bridge of nose and closes eyes] Miss you every day Mr. C... But regardless, he also got arrested urinating on a children's playground area. Oh, and get this fetish: lemon juice on his- into his uretha [sic]. Peehole. So weird. [blows raspberry] Aaanywho, I'm just- between all- between all that and much more details I know all about about him, I have my sources, and I'm learning more.

Between all of that and his insults to me directly in the email, I even offered him an easy way out. A settlement, if you will. And what does he do? Insults me right to me face. Spits. May as well have spit right in my face. But I implored to my fans as well, y'all know me worldwide. You've seen my face. You've never had to see this guy's face. You've never had to see Jeff's face. And you know me, I've proven myself on more than ten occasions. Multiple videos. You know it, I know it, Jeff knows it. And if it wasn't for - oh yeah, he panhandles also. And that's aside from toying with the women's emotions, and the online sales of the fake Sonichu merchandise, and the quote-unquote "adult chronicles" video game? The content of that story does me no justice. It's all just a bunch of exaggerations. From- taken out of the context of everything amongst which that I have said on- put into my books and whatnot... [sharply inhales] It just does me no justice. It's a very inferior quality. And I had no input into that whatsoever. I never, ever authorized that game.

And there's just so much better. And it will be done soon. That's why I've outreached to the video game developers in the last video, among which. Anyway, I appealed to my fans, because definitely- I definitely could not have had this success I had without all of you. Thank you. Aaand, I implore y'all to just- I would say essentially, let's put Jeff out of business. I feel like I want to say that, but everybody's helping me out here. Stand on my side. I would very much appreciate that. Put him down. Let me reclaim everything that is rightfully mine. [strokes hair] Now, I admit, in the past I might have come off as, I don't know if you want to say "pussy," or "wishy-washy", but that's because I did not know- I did not have so many- so much knowledge back then, but I have so much more knowledge now. And I have people, and friends among them. I mean that. But Jeff? No friend. Just another stereotypical male bastard. [sighs deeply]

That's about all I can say right now in the- in my personal venting, and Nintendo of America, Reggie Fill-I-Mays [sic], and every other employee over there, if this Jeff comes to you, pretending to be me, remember this face. This is my face, personally. Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA. Right here. Not his. So boot his sorry ass out the door! He don't deserve it. He don't deserve better. Cheatin' social security, panhandling, emotionals- emotions of the women. [stress sighs] I... But yeah. Very. Bad. Man. Very, very bad man. [wags finger] And yes, Seinfeld reference. [wags finger again] It's valid. Anyway, yeah, this is- born Christopher, changed to Christine- changed to Christian, going by Christine now, female soul trapped in this male body. Transitioning very well.

That's about all I can- that's all I can think of right now. [Blows raspberry] My mind goes blank, it bothers me. It's... from stress, possibly the autism. I'm not saying it is, but the mental blank-outs really bother me. Makes me lose my train of thought any everything. But still, the emotions are there. And the feeling... [stress sighs] Thank you all. Have a good day.

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