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'''It's Raining Men''' is the eighth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:It's Raining Men|It's Raining Men]] by [[Wikipedia:The Weather Girls|The Weather Girls]].
"'''It's Raining Dykes'''" is the 8th track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song "[[Wikipedia:It's Raining Men|It's Raining Men]]" by [[Wikipedia:The Weather Girls|The Weather Girls]], except [[Chris]] replaces the word "men" with "dykes", before spending the rest of the song trying to justify his stupid rewording.
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It is worth noting that "It's Raining Men" is often considered to be a [[Homos|gay anthem]].
 
The clumsy "Yikes!" rhyme is likely a reference to the ''[[South Park]]'' episode named "D-Yikes!".


== Audio ==
== Audio ==
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{{Infobox/video
| name          = It's Raining Men
| ytid          = J5EAXISWUaM
| stardate      = [[November 2011]]
| subject        = {{Music|text}}, {{Homos|text}}
| style          = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga          = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt          =
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[You Think You're a Man]]
| next          = [[Raspberry Swirl]]
}}
 


=== Lyrics ===
=== Lyrics ===
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''(Uncertain)'' Uh, hi, we are weather people, and we've got news foooor you. Y-you better listen-get ready, all you lonely girls and men, keep those umbrellas at home, alright.
''(Uncertain)'' Uh, hi, we are weather people, and we've got news foooor you. Y-you better listen-get ready, all you lonely girls and men, keep those umbrellas at home, alright.


[unintelligible],<br>
[''unintelligible'']<br>
Thermometers getting low,<br>
Thermometers getting low,<br>
A-a-according to all sources,<br>
A-a-according to all sources,<br>
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Just about half past YIKES!<br>
Just about half past YIKES!<br>
Forthefirst tiiime in his-to-ry,<br>
Forthefirst tiiime in his-to-ry,<br>
Itsgstart raining dyyyyykes!
Itsgstart raining [[Homos|dyyyyykes]]!


It's rainin' dyyykes 'aaaaallelujah,<br>
It's rainin' dyyykes 'aaaaallelujah,<br>
It's rai-ning dykes! ...Amen!<br>
It's rai-ning dykes! ...Amen!<br>
I'm gonna go out... to-oo run-toletmyself get<br>
I'm gonna go out... to-oo run-toletmyself get<br>
Absoluuu-lutely soakin' wet!<br>
[[Comeuppance|Absoluuu-lutely soakin' wet!]]<br>
It's raining dykes, 'Allelujah,<br>
It's raining dykes, 'Allelujah,<br>
It's raining dykes, every specimen,<br>
It's raining dykes, every specimen,<br>
''(mumbles while fiddling with mic)'' ..daarg-dark, neat,<br>
''(mumbles while fiddling with mic)'' ..daarg-dark, neat,<br>
Rough and tough and strong and swee-ee-eeeeeet,
[[Lovely Weather|Rough and tough and strong]] and swee-ee-eeeeeet,


God bless Mother Nature,<br>
God bless Mother Nature,<br>
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Knows what she likes? She took off to heaven<br>
Knows what she likes? She took off to heaven<br>
'N she did what she had to do.<br>
'N she did what she had to do.<br>
She got every ange<br>
She taught every angel<br>
To rearrange the sky<br>
To rearrange the sky<br>
So each and every woman and--d-guy<br>
So each and every woman and--d-gay<br>
Could find [unintelligible] ''(Pause)'' couldfindaperfectgaaaaal!
Could find [''unintelligible''] ''[pause]'' couldfindaperfectgaaaaal!


It's raining dykes! Hallelujah!<br>
It's raining dykes! Hallelujah!<br>
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Rip off the roof and stay in bed
Rip off the roof and stay in bed


God bless Mother Nature, <br>
God bless Mother Nature,<br>
She's a wom-mannnnn too, <br>
She's a wom-mannnnn too,<br>
She know what she likes-shet'koff to hea-ven,<br>
She know what she likes-shet'koff to hea-ven,<br>
She did what she had to do<br>
She did what she had to do<br>
She got every angel ''(more fumbling with the mic)''<br>
She got every angel ''(more fumbling with the mic)''<br>
To re-rearrange the sky<br>
To re-rearrange the sky<br>
So that each and every woman and guy <br>
So that each and every woman and guy<br>
Could find their perfect gaaal ''(fumbling stops)''
Could find their perfect gaaal ''(fumbling stops)''


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Raining dykes, dykes...
Raining dykes, dykes...


''(A brief period of Chris just fiddling with the mike, then the song cuts out.)''
''(A brief period of Chris just fiddling with the mic, then the song cuts out.)''


{{The Tomgirls}}
{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]
[[Category:Music]]

Latest revision as of 20:24, 13 September 2021

"It's Raining Dykes" is the 8th track from SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD by Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. It is a cover of the song "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls, except Chris replaces the word "men" with "dykes", before spending the rest of the song trying to justify his stupid rewording.

It is worth noting that "It's Raining Men" is often considered to be a gay anthem.

The clumsy "Yikes!" rhyme is likely a reference to the South Park episode named "D-Yikes!".

Audio

It's Raining Men
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate November 2011
Subject Matter MusicMusic Music, HomosHomos Homos
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JackieJackie Jackie TomgirlTomgirl Tomgirl
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
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Lyrics

(sounds of Chris fumbling with mic)
(Uncertain) Uh, hi, we are weather people, and we've got news foooor you. Y-you better listen-get ready, all you lonely girls and men, keep those umbrellas at home, alright.

[unintelligible]
Thermometers getting low,
A-a-according to all sources,
The street's a place to go,
'Cause t'night for the... the first time,
Just about half past YIKES!
Forthefirst tiiime in his-to-ry,
Itsgstart raining dyyyyykes!

It's rainin' dyyykes 'aaaaallelujah,
It's rai-ning dykes! ...Amen!
I'm gonna go out... to-oo run-toletmyself get
Absoluuu-lutely soakin' wet!
It's raining dykes, 'Allelujah,
It's raining dykes, every specimen,
(mumbles while fiddling with mic) ..daarg-dark, neat,
Rough and tough and strong and swee-ee-eeeeeet,

God bless Mother Nature,
She's a single womaaaaan too
Knows what she likes? She took off to heaven
'N she did what she had to do.
She taught every angel
To rearrange the sky
So each and every woman and--d-gay
Could find [unintelligible] [pause] couldfindaperfectgaaaaal!

It's raining dykes! Hallelujah!
It's raining dykes, (fumbling with mic) a-Ame-en,
It's raining dykes. (more fumbling) Hallelujah!
It's raining dykes...

(in speaking voice) Raining dykes for tomboy lesbians.

(continues singing) ...Weeather... Movin' iiiin...
...'Bout ta bee-giin...
...Hear thunder, don't youuuu lose-
...Don't you lose your head,
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

God bless Mother Nature,
She's a wom-mannnnn too,
She know what she likes-shet'koff to hea-ven,
She did what she had to do
She got every angel (more fumbling with the mic)
To re-rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman and guy
Could find their perfect gaaal (fumbling stops)

It's raining dykes, yeah.
(More muttering and fumbling. The fumbling continues throughout the track) ...Barometer's getting low...
(stuttering) ...to all sources,
The streeeet's a bu-place to go,
'Causet'night's gonna- ...For the first time,
Just about half past YIKES,
For the first time in historyyyyyyyyyyyy,
It's gonna start rainin' dyyyyyyyyykes,
It's raining dykes! Hallelujah!
It's raining dykes! 'allemen!
It's rainin' dykes! 'allelujah,
It's rai-nin' dyyykes...

Raining dykes,
It's raining dykes,
Raining dykes,
Raaaaandykes,
Raining dykes, dykes...

(A brief period of Chris just fiddling with the mic, then the song cuts out.)