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'''Kaka Makeup Basics''' is a video released by [[Chris]] on 16 [[August 2011]]. Here, we see Chris putting on makeup, reinforcing his status as a [[tomgirl]]. As many viewers had pointed out, Chris does the application of make-up completely wrong and completely cakes himself in it, making him look more like a two-year-old who just discovered [[Barb|mommy's]] make-up kit. As well, it's revealed that he uses make-up from [http://www.sephora.com Sephora], a very expensive cosmetics store, though we known [[Monthly Tugboat|how he got that.]]  
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'''Kaka Makeup Basics''' is a video released by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] on 16 [[August 2011]]. Here, we see Chris putting on makeup, reinforcing his status as a [[tomgirl]]. Chris applies the makeup extremely inexpertly, completely caking himself in it, akin to a two-year-old who has just discovered [[Barbara Chandler|mommy]]'s make-up kit, proving again that Chris cannot even do something he wants to right. As well, it's revealed that he uses make-up from [[Wikipedia:Sephora|Sephora]], a very expensive cosmetics store located in its own independent locations and [[26 December 2014|JCPenney]], though we know [[Monthly tugboat|how he got that]].
 
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==Video==
==Video==
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| stardate      = 16 [[August 2011]]
| stardate      = 16 [[August 2011]]
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| saga          = {{Tomgirl|text}}
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| shirt          = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}
| previous      = [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]
| previous      = [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]
| next          = [[Calling_Out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]
| next          = [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]
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{{quote|Tell 'em, uh, Kaka sent ya.}}
==Transcript==
==Transcript==
''[Background music: [[Wikipedia:Katy Perry|Katy Perry]] "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]"]''
''[Background music: [[Wikipedia:Katy Perry|Katy Perry]] - "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]"]''
 
'Ello. Now it's time for make-up tips. First... I like to start, by putting on some of the ol' foundation. My-I go with my own skin tone which was recommended to me by the person-by the woman who served me over at the ah make-up parlor known as Sephora. So yeah, take the, ah, little brush here and, uh... ''[Stirs brush around the way one stirs gummy oatmeal.]'' ... just take some here and- ''[Starts to put make-up on.]'' and start to put it on a majority of my face.
''[There's a moment of Chris putting his make-up on his eyelids. They twitch reflexively, clearly not used to having foundation put on them.]'' There. ''[Continues putting make-up on roughly, the same way one would paint a house.]''. Pardon me while I ''[looks at camera dramatically]'' powder my nose. Definitely kills the shine. And you don't want a reflective nose. Make sure you cover your blemishes as well if you see any in the mirror... on your compact. ''[Phone rings]'' I should have turned that off, I didn't think. And let me just-''[sigh]'' fix that. Yeah. Make sure to blow the excess ''[pause]'' make up away after you have completed that.


'Ello. Now it's time for make-up tips. First... I like to start, by putting on some of the ol' foundation. My-I go with my own skin tone which was recommended to me by the person-by the woman who served me over at the ah make-up parlor known as Sephora. So yeah, take the ah little brush here and uh ''[swishes brush around]'' Just take some here and- ''[starts to put make-up on]'' and start to put it on a majority of my face. ''[There's a moment of Chris putting on his make-up.]'' There. ''[Continues putting make-up on]''. Pardon me while I ''[looks at camera dramatically]'' powder my nose. Definitely kills the shine. And you don't want a reflective nose. Make sure you cover your blemishes as well if you see any in the mirror... on your compact. ''[Phone rings]'' I should have turned that off, I didn't think. And let me just-''[sigh]'' fix that. Yeah. Make sure to blow the excess ''[pause]'' make up away after you have completed that.  
''[Mumbles]'' Apply some mascara. ''[Blows on mascara and applies it, constantly blinking on every alternate stroke.]'' Angling the brush and moving upwards, keeping an eye on the mirror. You definitely want to make your eyelashes more fuller, especially when they look- don't look so full in the first place. Another good idea is to just close your eyelid and onto-onto the brushhh. I mainly like to focus on the upper eyelashes cause the lower ones are more difficult to... do really, at least for me.  


''[Mumbles]'' Apply some mascara. ''[Blows on mascara and applies]'' Angling the brush and moving upwards, keeping an eye on the mirror. You definitely want to make your eyelashes more fuller especially when they don't look so full in the first place. Another good idea is to just close your eyelid and onto-onto the brush. I mainly like to focus on the upper eyelashes cause the lower ones are more difficult to do really, at least for me.  
And then I like to ah apply the ol' eye shadow but first I have to apply some primer onto the- onto my eyelids. ''[Applies a liberal amount of primer as though it were toothpaste.]'' Like so. And right now I just gotta focus on, uh, one-- ''[almost drops the eye shadow]'' shade of eye shadow to go onto my eyelids for this time. To-ah-to get yourself ed-y-get yours- you can learn more about ''[burps under his breath]'' how to apply multiple shades to give your eyes a, ah, possibly more better look. Your eyelids. ''[Applies blue eyeshadow liberally.]'' If you want more information on applying makeup, def'nitely go to yer, local make-up salon or Sephora. Or I guess, uh, yeah, most anywhere else that sells make-up.  


And then I like to ah apply the ol' eye shadow but first I have to apply some primer onto the- onto my eyelids. ''[Applies what can be assume to be primer]'' Like so. And right now I just gotta focus on one ''[almost drops the eye shadow]'' shade of eye shadow to go onto my eyelids for this time. To-ah-to get yourself educated-tion you can learn more about ''[burps under his breath]'' how to apply multiple shades to give your eyes a, ah, possible a more better look. Your eyelids. ''[Applies blue eyeshadow]'' If you want more information on applying make, definitely go to your local make-up salon or Sephora. Or I guess, ah, yeah, most anywhere else that sells make-up.  
And uh, optionally you can use eye liner, obviously I should have done that before I applied eye shadow. It goes along de, uh, edge of the eyelid. That's where it's concentrated at.  


And optionally you can use eye liner, obviously I should have done that before I applied eye shadow. It goes on the, uh, against the eyelid. That's where it's concentrated at.  
And lastly, I like to apply some-apply some lipstick. This is a no brainer. ''[Mumbles, applies lipstick liberally, and blows a kiss at the camera.]'' And to give you a little shine, I, uh, just apply some lip glossss. ''[Applies the lipgloss, then smacks his lips.]'' And that's a simple-that's pretty much a basic way on, uhf- of applying make-up. ''[Gives a stare, attempting to look flirty but coming off as disturbing.]'' Tell 'em, uh, ''[gives a shifty glance off-camera]'' [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Kaka]] sent ya.


And lastly, I like to apply some-apply some lipstick. This is a no brainer. ''[Mumbles, applies lipstick, and blows a kiss at the camera]'' And to give you a little shine, I just apply some lip gloss. And that's a simple-that's pretty much a basic way on uh applying make-up. ''[Gives a stare]'' Tell 'em [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|Kaka]] sent ya.
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Kaka Makeup Basics is a video released by Chris on 16 August 2011. Here, we see Chris putting on makeup, reinforcing his status as a tomgirl. Chris applies the makeup extremely inexpertly, completely caking himself in it, akin to a two-year-old who has just discovered mommy's make-up kit, proving again that Chris cannot even do something he wants to right. As well, it's revealed that he uses make-up from Sephora, a very expensive cosmetics store located in its own independent locations and JCPenney, though we know how he got that.

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Kaka Makeup Basics
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Transcript

[Background music: Katy Perry - "California Gurls"]

'Ello. Now it's time for make-up tips. First... I like to start, by putting on some of the ol' foundation. My-I go with my own skin tone which was recommended to me by the person-by the woman who served me over at the ah make-up parlor known as Sephora. So yeah, take the, ah, little brush here and, uh... [Stirs brush around the way one stirs gummy oatmeal.] ... just take some here and- [Starts to put make-up on.] and start to put it on a majority of my face. [There's a moment of Chris putting his make-up on his eyelids. They twitch reflexively, clearly not used to having foundation put on them.] There. [Continues putting make-up on roughly, the same way one would paint a house.]. Pardon me while I [looks at camera dramatically] powder my nose. Definitely kills the shine. And you don't want a reflective nose. Make sure you cover your blemishes as well if you see any in the mirror... on your compact. [Phone rings] I should have turned that off, I didn't think. And let me just-[sigh] fix that. Yeah. Make sure to blow the excess [pause] make up away after you have completed that.

[Mumbles] Apply some mascara. [Blows on mascara and applies it, constantly blinking on every alternate stroke.] Angling the brush and moving upwards, keeping an eye on the mirror. You definitely want to make your eyelashes more fuller, especially when they look- don't look so full in the first place. Another good idea is to just close your eyelid and onto-onto the brushhh. I mainly like to focus on the upper eyelashes cause the lower ones are more difficult to... do really, at least for me.

And then I like to ah apply the ol' eye shadow but first I have to apply some primer onto the- onto my eyelids. [Applies a liberal amount of primer as though it were toothpaste.] Like so. And right now I just gotta focus on, uh, one-- [almost drops the eye shadow] shade of eye shadow to go onto my eyelids for this time. To-ah-to get yourself ed-y-get yours- you can learn more about [burps under his breath] how to apply multiple shades to give your eyes a, ah, possibly more better look. Your eyelids. [Applies blue eyeshadow liberally.] If you want more information on applying makeup, def'nitely go to yer, local make-up salon or Sephora. Or I guess, uh, yeah, most anywhere else that sells make-up.

And uh, optionally you can use eye liner, obviously I should have done that before I applied eye shadow. It goes along de, uh, edge of the eyelid. That's where it's concentrated at.

And lastly, I like to apply some-apply some lipstick. This is a no brainer. [Mumbles, applies lipstick liberally, and blows a kiss at the camera.] And to give you a little shine, I, uh, just apply some lip glossss. [Applies the lipgloss, then smacks his lips.] And that's a simple-that's pretty much a basic way on, uhf- of applying make-up. [Gives a stare, attempting to look flirty but coming off as disturbing.] Tell 'em, uh, [gives a shifty glance off-camera] Kaka sent ya.

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