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[[Image:Chrischanscar.jpg|left|200px|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]
[[Image:Chantor.jpg|left|200px|"Experienced for Her Pleasure."]]


'''Son-Chu''' (aka '''The Sonichu Mobile''') is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]].
'''Carlos Chantor''' was Chris's alias during his short career as a male escort.


While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple ''disconcerting'' issues which are listed [[My Little Pony|elsewhere]] in this fine wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle to be used in a plan to [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|commit]] [[Sonichu Special 4|aggravated]] [[June062010.MOV|assault]]. DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.
Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville]]'s "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck|bent]], [[autism|autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgins with rage]], he made a [http://www.escorts.com/member/2716193/CarlosChantor profile] at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[Gay|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homosexual]]). After a [[Prank calls#Carlos Chantor Call|certain prank call inquired about watersports]] however, he quickly reverted his decision. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville.  


Members of PVCC believe that the fact that Chris drives a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic [[fail]]. Chris did not save up his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding on more [[PSN|important]] things to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car equals [[china]]. Son-Chu is his mother, [[Barbara]]'s car.
Shockingly, no one called Chris up.


Unsurprisingly, Chris's parents pay for his gas.
('''[[Carlos Chantor|more...]]''')
 
('''[[Son-Chu|more...]]''')


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Revision as of 23:21, 12 November 2010

"Experienced for Her Pleasure."

Carlos Chantor was Chris's alias during his short career as a male escort.

Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart Jackie. He tried joining with Charlottesville's "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for bent, autistic virgins with rage, he made a profile at Escorts.com, apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather rough trade. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too homosexual). After a certain prank call inquired about watersports however, he quickly reverted his decision. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville.

Shockingly, no one called Chris up.

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This template sits pride of place on the CWCki Main Page. It is a way of displaying some of the better quality articles on the CWCki. It is not usually the article that describes the most recent Chris-related event, though it often can be. Suggestions for new articles to be displayed here can be discussed either on this template's talk page, or on the CWCki:Community Portal‎.