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• 20 May - Chris tweets that Pollo is dying and makes a plea for sales money to cover a vet bill should Pollo survive until morning.
• 19 May - Chris explains why he carries a baseball bat around town.
• 17 May - Chris announces that Sorbet was missing for over a week. A ween posts a fake photo of him finding the cat, drawing Chris' ire.
• 16 May - Chris calls out Michael Hirtes over his constant weening.
• 15 May - Chris changes his Facebook status to say that he is married and comments that it is to Cryzel and Magi-Chan, saying it's fine because he's half-Pokémon. He unmasks LittleAmychan, posting a video she had sent him privately over suspicion that she is a troll. He tries to guilt his patrons into raising money for him to get the books they already paid for shipped faster.
• 13 May - For Mother's Day, Chris makes two drawings of himself holding hands with his CWCville counterpart, saying that he is her mother. He notes that the CWCville Christine is touching his butt.
• 10 May - Chris has a temper tantrum on Twitter and video. Barb appears in two paid request videos.

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