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(It reflects the "now" better than the current quote, but the use of the Love Quest to describe his high school years is anarchronistic. Also, needs better piping. Try again.)
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{{quote|The Christmas season is upon us, and with that comes the rush for the C-Mas Turkey, Tree (real or artificial), and of course, the presents.  So, [[Sonichu]] and the [[Sonichu's News Dash|News Dash]] have some helpful tips to give a better feel of the season to all.
{{quote|"Since Agust[sic], [[2003]]," Christian Weston Chandler said, "I’ve been trying to attract a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-22-year old girl.”  His methods were sound and [[fail|well-thought]]; [[Attraction Sign|simple signs]], [[Rollin' and Trollin'|looking cool]], and "[[Attraction_Location#Attraction_time|chilling]]" in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|most]] [[University of Virginia|social]] [[Fashion Square Mall|places]]. His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of [[Noviophobia]], where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A [[JERK|Jerk]].”  His thoughts are sound as the [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|Boyfriend Factor]] is so high, it leaves him with no pretty ladies to choose from.  So, if there are any pretty ladies without a…Boyfriend, you can find this [[So Lonesome|lonesome]] prince hanging at the Fashion Square mall Saturday afternoons, in front of Ambercrombie & Fitch. Don’t let his friendly smile fool you; he is hurting inside.  Please help Chris have a Happy Holiday. |[[Chris]], "Sad, Lonely, and Very Depressed,"[[Sonichu's News Dash]] #6, [[December 2004]] }}
 
• If [[Barbara Chandler|your]] [[Christian Weston Chandler|children]], or spouse, want some [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], but no toys, buy some toys anyway, [[Christian Weston Chandler|they]] will be surprised.  We recommend any of [[Lego]] sets, [[Transformers]] and [[Kimmi|Dolls]].<br>
• Wrap the presents anyway, because [[Christian Weston Chandler|they]] always want to [[Sign Destruction Video|rip up]] the wrapping paper like a [[fat|candy bar]].<br>
• Always remember that Christmas is the celebration of [[Chandler family tree|family]], so never leave out any [[Cole Smithey|relatives]] from your festivities.<br>
• If you do not have a family, then find a [[gal pal|friend]] to share C-Mas with |[[Chris]], [[Sonichu's News Dash]] #6, [[December 2004]] }}

Revision as of 05:31, 2 December 2009

“ "Since Agust[sic], 2003," Christian Weston Chandler said, "I’ve been trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free, 18-22-year old girl.” His methods were sound and well-thought; simple signs, looking cool, and "chilling" in the most social places. His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of Noviophobia, where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A Jerk.” His thoughts are sound as the Boyfriend Factor is so high, it leaves him with no pretty ladies to choose from. So, if there are any pretty ladies without a…Boyfriend, you can find this lonesome prince hanging at the Fashion Square mall Saturday afternoons, in front of Ambercrombie & Fitch. Don’t let his friendly smile fool you; he is hurting inside. Please help Chris have a Happy Holiday. ”
Chris, "Sad, Lonely, and Very Depressed,"Sonichu's News Dash #6, December 2004
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