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| I am Beat. I TRANSCRIBE BITCHES.
| | BEAT REMEMBERS THIS PLACE HOLY SHIT. |
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| ==My to do list==
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| I'm gonna reformat every transcript with a conversation EVER.
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| Even when it's Chris talking to himself.
| | I GUESS I'LL DO SOME RANDOM MAINTENANCE TYPE SHIT. |
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| '''Especially''' when it's Chris talking to himself. The videobooks are nigh-on incomprehensible.
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| [[User:Beat/Sandbox|Sandbox]]
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| ==Stuff I did==
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| Uhhhh...
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| *I think I kicked off [[Chris and Remorse]]. Too bad it kinda sucks.
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| *I remember writing most of [[Death threats]] when it was created. Didn't start the page though.
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| *I'm pretty sure I did a lot of work on the early version of [[Chris and English]]. That said, [[Speech impediment]] and [[Chris and writing]] kind of make it redundant.
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| *I wrote some nonsense for [[Chris and music]], mostly just "GRRR CHRIS SUCKS AT RAP".
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| *A list of [[Fan:Mailbag references|famous people]] who sent Chris letters.
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| *I wrote the fist draft of the main [[Asperchu]] article.
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| *[[America]], Fuck yeah.
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| ==My letters to Chris==
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| *[[Mailbag 13#My brain feels like a bomb, night and day. It must expand!|The Man who was Thursday]], on literature.
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| *[[Mailbag 18#There is wishful thinking in Hell as well as on Earth|The Screwtape Letters]], on making people do stuff.
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| *[[Mailbag 41#Alternate character interpretation|Milton Bradley]], on Asperchu, deleted because Chris hates Asperchu.
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| *[[Mailbag 43#The everlasting man|G.K. Chesterton]], on blasphemy, deleted because I didn't approach the topic gently enough.
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| == 6 June 2010 ==
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| Just... wow. Of all the times I've said "God dammit Chris" this one's probably the worst.
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| I'm not PVCC (Note to self, figure out IRC, get in touch with Cogs, ask nicely), so I don't know If anything's going on behind the scenes here, but as far as I know this is Chris when he doesn't have a bunch of people distracting him with demands for new comics or mailbag questions or e-mails from supposed girls. I personally find it horrifying but it kinda makes sense. When Chris is left completely to his own devices, he does some seriously fucked up shit. I'm sure lots of you figured out the pattern ages ago, but now that I'm sitting here thinking about it, it's all starting to make a strange sort of sense.
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| *Chris came up with the attraction sign (complete with demand for all males to jump off a cliff) independent of trolls.
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| *Chris wrote the sub-episodes about his insane life without any prompting.
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| When the trolls came into the picture it changed things, as suddenly his life was split between playing with toys and video games and dealing with internet malcontents. Still, we get occasional examples of it in the trollings that had an element of subtlety that bordering on compassion. Vivian Gee's Aim Chat is a good example of this, as are the ABL phone calls, as Alec makes a genuine effort to appear reasonable (As far as a dispute about Pokemon OCs can go anyway) and Chris still comes off as a raving Lunatic. Jackie's almost a better example, as (while obviously a troll to us) she presented herself to Chris as though she was the genuine article in every way possible. Chris's response was to bitch about how Megan should have made out with him and Scream "Jew" at Michale Snyder.
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| Chris currently has no website, isn't Checking his e-mail, and is only signing into youtube to tell us how he doesn't need the internet. His incentive to be online is currently at a massive low, and his antics have gotten more disturbing than ever. We all know Chris is both weak and cowardly, and I don't think he's going to kill or rape anybody, but I don't think anybody expected shit to go that far that fast.
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