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==Episode 1==


=CWCSightings=
{{Infobox/Videobooks
In [[June 2010]], a period where Chris had no website and was making an effort to avoid [[YouTube]] the manchild was suddenly, and rather unexpected found and photographed at [[Fridays After Five]].  In light of this discovery [[CWCki]] put up a small banner inviting anybody who had seen Chris IRL to snap some photographs and submit them to the [[CWCki]] in return for a bounty of Pickles or China.  Nothing came of this offer at first, possibly because the [[trolls]] were too preoccupied with Chris's [[Flipnote Hatena|increasingly disturbing flipnotes]] to consider IRL encounters. 
| name          = Episode 1: Sonichu's Origin
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|bizxbwMqHfQ}}
| Stardate      = 10 September, 2009
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode        = [[Episode_1|1]]
| Other          = Featuring the voices of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Cartoon CWC]], [[Sonic]], [[Kel]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]]
| previous      = n/a
| next          = [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Episode_2|Episode 2]]
}}


The first confirmed sighting sent in to the CWCki occurred on 3 [[July 2010]], when an intrepid young troll spotted Chris and [[Bob|his father]] causing a din at Burger king.  More '''CWCSightings''' are expected in the near future.
===Transcript===


==Sighting 1: Coffee Place==
'Ello, [[Chris and his Ego|you should know me by now]], this is [[Christian Weston Chandler]] here!
[[Image:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|That's Chris on the right.]]
The first eyewitness report of Chris being Chris outside of his bedroom paints the image of Chris as we've always known him: unpleasant, argumentative and stupid.  The witness's writeup suggested that Chris was there against his will as the reluctant company of [[Bob Chandler]], who was there to enjoy a senior citizens deal on coffee. 


While there, Chris and Bob apparently had some sort of altercation with one of the Burger King's managers, a lady named Amanda.  It would seem the nature of this fight was based on Amanda refusing to give out cups with sweepstakes tags to customers taking advantage of the seniors discount.  Given Chris's [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|history]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|with]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contests]], it's pretty obvious why Chris would object to this.
[''Shows [[High School Ring]], grabs [[Scrapbook of Fail]]'']


The young troll unfortunately only had a [[DSi]] to use as a camera, as such the provided photograph is small and blurry.
And I'm sittin' behind the camera as I'm about to start off my own regime of the uh, audiobooks, the OFFICIAL audiobooks.  
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===Coffee Anyone?===


Within this single fast-food joint of the small town of Ruckersville, VA, Bobby goes for a morning coffee and breakfast most days of the week.  Sadly, though, on some of those days, along with other seinor citizens who have been going there for years for their own "Early Bird Specials", they get harassed by one or two of the snot-nosed, snooty employees.
''[opens Scrapbook]'' [[Vivian]] is a hack when it comes to these; so I'm gonna show you how it's really done. But, anyway, just to make it clear, you know, any names, persons illustrated in any of the comic books, except that of me that may seem similar to anyone, real or fictitious... are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. So anyway, lets begin.  


One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time [[Manajerks]] who gives her elders the coldest of shoulders. Even with the recent Twilight sweepstakes, one or two of these folks who have enjoyed the Medium Icees for a single dollar and nine cents during their limited-time promotion and received the cups with the game pieces on them, Amanda recently decided that "One Dollar is TOO LITTLE for a Piece of the Sweepstakes Action."
The c- the cover for Book Number Zero. Yeah, the hand drawn premiere issue.  


Amanda also really Opens Up for the Black People; she would be most friendly to any of the black people.  Uncle Ruckus would really kick the shit out of the bitch for not treating us white people with good kindness and respect.  All of the seinors who loyally come in for their daily morning bread would just itch for the chance to smack her ass and crack her [[china]] in due respect to the harassment she has butthurt unto them.
:"Go, [[Sonichu]]! Go out and zap to the s- extreme!"


===Amanda===
:[''nasal''] "I will! Thank you, Father!"


Not much else is known about Amanda at the moment, but the seinors have heard that she is a mother of two (probably get a daily butthurt from her every night).  She is also assumed to be still married.  I feel really sorry for the dude who has put up with that woman for the amount of time they've been married.
And we're just gonna keep on going with the page flipping at this point, so moving on.  


===More Coffee Goodness===
====Episode 1: Sonichu's Origin.====


It has been reported that Chrissy has been sighted there, but no photographs has been taken, aside from the one above, of him inside the restaurant.}}
Our story begins in an open field five miles from the city of Station Square which is under siege by the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]]. While [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] ponders over the destruction, a wild male pikachu takes notice of the far off destruction.
 
:"Piiika? Hm?"
 
:"Hmm. I am Christian Weston Chandler, Sonichu's creator and author of this comic series. And this stor- and this is his story and nothing less."
 
Meanwhile!
 
:"Errr." [''WSSHH-Pshh'']
 
[''Sonichu Theme Music: DER-DER-DERRR-DDEERRR!''] 
 
:"Ouch!" [''WSSHH-GASP'']
 
About 15 miles away... there's a girl raichu. And ''she'' gets hit! Hit by the chaotic rainbow that will change their lives forever...
 
[''FSSHHW''] [[Kel]] comes out. At the cottage. "Raichu I saw the... [''gasp''] who are you and what'dja do with my Raichu?"
 
:[''gasp''] "Kel, I am your Pokemon. I was hit by a rainbow, and now I have transformed!"
 
:"Oh my, you're as beautiful as a rose."
 
:"As a rose? I need a new name, since I am a new [[Pokémon]], so you can call me... [[Rosechu]]"
 
:"Mm? Ohh... Wha? [''gasp''] I've changed. Huh? The battle is on! I've got to help! It's time to zap!" [''sound effects'']
 
:"Well, I almost got 'em."
 
:"RAAARGGH!"
 
:"THUNDAAAAAAaar!"
 
:[''crowd cheers''] Yaaaay. Yay. Sonic. Sonic. Yay.
 
Later on,
 
:"Wow, what a battle. Not only that but I've received super speed, and a new body, and above all else, I'm able to talk like a human now. And apparently, I look like that hedgehog I've helped earlier. From the cheers, I guess his name was Sonic... Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic had just about the same abilities as I do now, and I guess I am now a hedgehog now too. I am a new Pokemon, I am no longer a pikachu, so with that inspiration I am now... Sonichu!"
 
:"And from then on, Sonichu went on to make new friends, as well as enemies, and he will use his abilities to stop evil and save the world. Stay tuned for more zapping adventures of Sonichu!"

Revision as of 07:44, 12 July 2010

Episode 1

Episode 1: Sonichu's Origin
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Episode 1
Other Featuring the voices of Cartoon CWC, Sonic, Kel, Rosechu and Sonichu
The OFFICIAL Sonichu Videobooks
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Transcript

'Ello, you should know me by now, this is Christian Weston Chandler here!

[Shows High School Ring, grabs Scrapbook of Fail]

And I'm sittin' behind the camera as I'm about to start off my own regime of the uh, audiobooks, the OFFICIAL audiobooks.

[opens Scrapbook] Vivian is a hack when it comes to these; so I'm gonna show you how it's really done. But, anyway, just to make it clear, you know, any names, persons illustrated in any of the comic books, except that of me that may seem similar to anyone, real or fictitious... are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. So anyway, lets begin.

The c- the cover for Book Number Zero. Yeah, the hand drawn premiere issue.

"Go, Sonichu! Go out and zap to the s- extreme!"
[nasal] "I will! Thank you, Father!"

And we're just gonna keep on going with the page flipping at this point, so moving on.

Episode 1: Sonichu's Origin.

Our story begins in an open field five miles from the city of Station Square which is under siege by the Perfect Chaos Monster. While Sonic the Hedgehog ponders over the destruction, a wild male pikachu takes notice of the far off destruction.

"Piiika? Hm?"
"Hmm. I am Christian Weston Chandler, Sonichu's creator and author of this comic series. And this stor- and this is his story and nothing less."

Meanwhile!

"Errr." [WSSHH-Pshh]

[Sonichu Theme Music: DER-DER-DERRR-DDEERRR!]

"Ouch!" [WSSHH-GASP]

About 15 miles away... there's a girl raichu. And she gets hit! Hit by the chaotic rainbow that will change their lives forever...

[FSSHHW] Kel comes out. At the cottage. "Raichu I saw the... [gasp] who are you and what'dja do with my Raichu?"

[gasp] "Kel, I am your Pokemon. I was hit by a rainbow, and now I have transformed!"
"Oh my, you're as beautiful as a rose."
"As a rose? I need a new name, since I am a new Pokémon, so you can call me... Rosechu"
"Mm? Ohh... Wha? [gasp] I've changed. Huh? The battle is on! I've got to help! It's time to zap!" [sound effects]
"Well, I almost got 'em."
"RAAARGGH!"
"THUNDAAAAAAaar!"
[crowd cheers] Yaaaay. Yay. Sonic. Sonic. Yay.

Later on,

"Wow, what a battle. Not only that but I've received super speed, and a new body, and above all else, I'm able to talk like a human now. And apparently, I look like that hedgehog I've helped earlier. From the cheers, I guess his name was Sonic... Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic had just about the same abilities as I do now, and I guess I am now a hedgehog now too. I am a new Pokemon, I am no longer a pikachu, so with that inspiration I am now... Sonichu!"
"And from then on, Sonichu went on to make new friends, as well as enemies, and he will use his abilities to stop evil and save the world. Stay tuned for more zapping adventures of Sonichu!"
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