ATTENTION IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: JULAY!
I am a box
I cram key points into a nutshell.
|Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!|
This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.
This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.
This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud!
|Virgin with rage|
Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.
This user is taking it Easy. He/She has followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
This user is a JEW! Unlike Chris, the
CWCki likes Jewish people.
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is nothing more than a retard.
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!
This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain.
This user regularly posts on /cwc/
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
|Encyclopedia Dramatica User|
This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.
Same name as on CWCki forums.