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' | "Fuck Quest" is what troll field agents have dubbed Chris's search for [[china]]. As opposed to his [[love quest]], devoted to finding a TRUE [[sweetheart]] to [[sweetheart from the ground up|build from the ground up]] so he may have a mother for [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris is simply looking to get laid and is willing to accept one night stands. According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around [[Fashion Square Mall]] wearing a new [[medallion]] and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his [[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica game<ref>http://www.cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=837&start=120</ref> passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive. | ||
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Revision as of 18:42, 22 May 2009
"Fuck Quest" is what troll field agents have dubbed Chris's search for china. As opposed to his love quest, devoted to finding a TRUE sweetheart to build from the ground up so he may have a mother for Crystal, Chris is simply looking to get laid and is willing to accept one night stands. According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around Fashion Square Mall wearing a new medallion and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his Guitar Hero: Metallica game[1] passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive.
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