User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here

Hello, you've reached The Mad Butcher of (insert country here). Between my crazed murdering sprees in [DATA EXPUNGED] (a very pretty city, you should go there) my bi-weekly prostitute garottings in [CONFIDENTIAL], my weekly jog/decapitation out in the pretty town of [REDACTED], and my longtime favorite hobby, [OH DEAR GOD NO WE HAVE STANDARDS] out in scenic [CENSORED TO PRESERVE SANITY], I have been researching the story of this being you refer to as Mr. Chandler for about half a year now.

Okay, now to be serious: I'm a very recent addition to the editor board, so there's a very good chance I'm going to screw things up, especially since I'm more used to an entirely different coding. Here are my tags:

Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!

Hikikomori This user should SUCK IT UP and DIVE RIGHT IN to the public scene.

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.

(Note that I was never sane to begin with.)

Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.

(What? I can't even legally drink yet.)