User:Mr Flylice

When no one else understands what the fuck Chris is saying, I do. Certified for employment as a Cat IV cryptological linguist; chooses to spend time researching the internet's favorite manchild.

Armed Forces This user is a member of the military, and is required to maintain a flat top haircut.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Operation Mailbag This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.

Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

I am a box I cram key points into a nutshell.