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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
[''opens with stock special offer scene''] | |||
Hello, everybody! This is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, with a very new, exclusive offer. | Hello, everybody! This is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, with a very new, exclusive offer. | ||
[''Chris, while holding a few things including a shirt hanging off his arm, enters the frame, but throughout the video remains mostly off-screen with only his stomach visible''] | |||
Definitely for a limited time so you wanna rush to get- wanna rush to buy this before April 30th, this Sonic totem pole I made in art class so many years ago. | |||
Well, I'll give you a full 360 [''turns the totem around fully, showing the camera the bottom as well while humming and mumbling''] | |||
[''Chris tips the totem, followed by lifting it out of frame to look into the top of it''] My autograph is in here somewhere... [''sets the totem back down''] I'll put a current one on it later. | |||
Anyway, so here's the bonus offer, so... that's not all! [''points to and pokes the totem''] | |||
Because my special giveaway, if you buy this [''hits the totem''] of the set price of no lower... [''tucks in shirt''] because I'm not negotiating on prices on this [''pokes totem''] and the stamp album. | |||
[''brings Son-Chu figure into frame before putting it down''] Yeah, you do this. I'll make a... fourth Son-Chu Figure... and I'll send him along with this guy. [''motions towards the totem''] an' of course you also get my Skylander figure and my Skylander card, both functional for Skylanders Imaginators. | |||
I'll put the listing for this thing | Also, [''holds up a black t-shirt with Chris's Skylander character on it''] T-shirt! In [[Obesity|large or extra large]], I'll let you know. | ||
Anyway, so you get all this. For the set price, and I'm not negotiating on the price because there's a lot of interest in this guy. [''taps the totem on the head''] Fifteen hundred dollars, one thousand five hundred. I'll put the listing for this thing [''pokes totem and tucks his shirt in again''] on eBay in the description down below. Thank you! | |||
[''screen cuts to "Advisory" frame, then to the Son-Chu figure standing on a table with the T-shirt behind it''] | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Revision as of 00:08, 23 August 2017
Sonic Totem and More is a video Chris uploaded on 7 April 2017 at 4:16 pm.
In a rare instance of self-awareness, Chris offers his Sonic Totem for sale. This is actually a surprisingly smart move for Chris, who stood to make a generous profit off an essentially worthless object--by listing it a ludicrous $1,500.
And yet, within four hours, at 8:09 pm, it was purchased.[1]
Interestingly, Chris also vowed to re-establish his Captain's Log, promising to release weekly update videos--provided he makes enough sales. Whether or not Chris will follow through with this is uncertain.
Chris has also disabled both likes and comments on this video.
As of April 17th 2017 the totem has yet to be mailed and the buyer has been refunded his $1,500.
Video
| Sonic Totem and More | |
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| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 7 April 2017 |
| Subject Matter |  Marketing
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Business
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| Shirt | Turquoise Shit |
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Son-Chu Review |
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Description
When it was sold, the description was changed to:
| The totem has been sold. Thank You! :D Now, there are plenty of UN Covers left, And my Stamp Album. So shop now for your chance to win! |
Transcript
[opens with stock special offer scene]
Hello, everybody! This is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, with a very new, exclusive offer.
[Chris, while holding a few things including a shirt hanging off his arm, enters the frame, but throughout the video remains mostly off-screen with only his stomach visible]
Definitely for a limited time so you wanna rush to get- wanna rush to buy this before April 30th, this Sonic totem pole I made in art class so many years ago.
Well, I'll give you a full 360 [turns the totem around fully, showing the camera the bottom as well while humming and mumbling]
[Chris tips the totem, followed by lifting it out of frame to look into the top of it] My autograph is in here somewhere... [sets the totem back down] I'll put a current one on it later.
Anyway, so here's the bonus offer, so... that's not all! [points to and pokes the totem]
Because my special giveaway, if you buy this [hits the totem] of the set price of no lower... [tucks in shirt] because I'm not negotiating on prices on this [pokes totem] and the stamp album.
[brings Son-Chu figure into frame before putting it down] Yeah, you do this. I'll make a... fourth Son-Chu Figure... and I'll send him along with this guy. [motions towards the totem] an' of course you also get my Skylander figure and my Skylander card, both functional for Skylanders Imaginators.
Also, [holds up a black t-shirt with Chris's Skylander character on it] T-shirt! In large or extra large, I'll let you know.
Anyway, so you get all this. For the set price, and I'm not negotiating on the price because there's a lot of interest in this guy. [taps the totem on the head] Fifteen hundred dollars, one thousand five hundred. I'll put the listing for this thing [pokes totem and tucks his shirt in again] on eBay in the description down below. Thank you!
[screen cuts to "Advisory" frame, then to the Son-Chu figure standing on a table with the T-shirt behind it]
References
| ⇐ Son-Chu Review | Chris's videos | By the book, Buy the book plus update ⇒ |