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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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  LINK TO MOST RECENT SIGHTING
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'''Ongoing''': [[Dimensional Merge]], [[Watchmen]]
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* '''25 February''' - News about [[MLP]] G5 is released. Chris '''[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G5 deity-level awful idea|briefly continues his  Sonichu role-play in response]]''', opposing the news, then  '''[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris comes back from being possessed by Sonichu|stops the role-play and resumes identifying as Chris again]]''' to warn that the [[Dimensional Merge]] is ongoing and doubles down on opposing the new MLP cartoon.
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST SIGHTING (UTC)
*'''24 February''' - '''[[Chris's birthday]]''' - he turns 39 years old.
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*'''13 February''' - '''[[Thinking with Portals]]''', a set of messages between the [[Watchmen]], Chris, and [[Praetor]], is released. In it, the parties argued over the taser situation, and Chris described more of his delusional [[Meditation|daydreams]] on his magical "origin story" and [[Dimensional Merge]] lore.
*'''8 February''' - The '''[[Taser Discussion]]''' audio file is leaked by a [[Watchman]].
*'''5 February''' - Chris '''[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks|plans to use a taser]]''' to stun his [[magic stones]] to attempt to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]].
*'''4 February''' - '''[[The Vaughn Interlude]]''', a set of messages between the [[Watchmen]] and Chris, is released, giving context to [[Miss L and Mr. Vaughn]]'s manipulation of Chris.
*'''4 February''' - At [[Null]]'s request, Chris '''[[:File:CWCCoinPose.jpg|poses for a photo]]''' to be used in a silver coin design for the [[Kiwi Farms]]'s merch run.


-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''


<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>
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<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her <!---
We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''12 May''' - Chris '''[[May 2024 social media posts#On "Unconsentual" Photos|tweets]]''' to complain about people having taken photos of him without consent.
*'''4 May''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom]]''', a song he was singing in both [[March 2024|March 24]] [[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)|accidental streams]].
*'''26 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4]]'''.
*'''22 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]'''.
*'''15 April''' - Chris '''[[April 2024 social media posts#Still Doing the Comics|reveals a new page]]''' of ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]'' on Twitter.
*'''14 April''' - After over three weeks, Chris '''[[April 2024 social media posts#On Leaked Chats|returns to Twitter]]''' to complain over leaked chats.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''27 April''' - [[Catboy Ranch|Picture of Chris editing]] [[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging#Part 3|Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3]] from [[January 2024]]
*'''19 April''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Art request for Sockness lore|Art request for Sockness lore]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''11 April''' - [[Cults3D]] from [[January 2024]]


  LINK TO ARTICLE MENTIONING BARB'S MOST RECENT ACTION
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.
-->[[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)|'''  


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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
 
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.
 
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Revision as of 22:50, 12 May 2024

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It is currently October 2024. It has been...
220
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info


Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.