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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''2 November''' - Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#Still voting for Kamala Harris|posts]]''' more [[Kamala Harris]] drawings to [[Twitter]].
*'''1 November'''
**Chris releases '''[[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]]'''
**Chris '''[[Sightings_(2024)#Wendy's|is spotted]]''' at a Wendy's drive thru in Lynchburg.
*'''25 October''' - Chris releases '''[[Minecraft Defeating an Ender Dragon]]'''.
*'''22 October''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - BADEBUSSEN]]'''.
*'''18 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[Minecraft Search for an Ender Portal]]'''.
*'''11 October''' - The '''[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 4‎|fourth part]]''' to Chris's Minecraft Cubepy build project is published, edited the month prior.
*'''8 October''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - L'venturier]]'''.


'''Ongoing''': [[August 2019]] ([[August 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''4 October''' - [[The Place chats (October 2019)#Night Star, personality tests|Night Star, personality tests]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''27 August''' - [[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness|Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]] from [[February 2021]]
*'''13 August''' - [[Jail Art (reverse side)#Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004|Poorly-redacted Paperwork]] from [[May 2022]]
*'''25 June''' - [[Null DMs#Questioning Chris|Questioning Chris]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''24 June''' - [[Null DMs#Concern over poop DMs|Concern over poop DMs]] from [[January 2021]]


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*'''29 August''' - [[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]] the kitten '''[https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1167158017776898048 dies]''' after two weeks in the Chandler house. Not skipping a beat, [[Magi-Chan]] prompts Twitter followers to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] so Chris can go to [[Jacob Sockness|California]], and [[autism|rambles]] on how the [[Idea Guys]]'s manipulation was [[Chris and religion|pre-ordained]] to set the Dimensional Merge in motion. [[The Awakening of a CPU]] is also rehabilitated as [[Sonichu #13]]. <!--- Add sources after posts transcribed to CWCki. -->
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
*'''19 August''' - '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb is not dead|Barb]]''' is confirmed by Chris to be alive on [[Twitter]], contrary to a forged [[Chris and death|death]] certificate floating about online.
*'''18 August''' - [[Magi-Chan]] supposedly possesses Chris's [[Chris and health|body]] to '''[[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|ramble more about the Merge]]''' on [[YouTube]].
*'''16 August''' - Returning to form, Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-16-even-after-nearly-a-year-chris-is-still-triggered-that-the-big-bronies-still-have-him-blocked.59791/ demands the brony community unblock him]''' on social media, as he would before the [[Soft Exile]].
*'''14 August''' - Chris announces through his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet that Magi-chan has fully crossed over into our world. He later changes his name on Discord, adding a Magi- prefix to the usual ChrisChanSonichu.
*'''11 August''' - '''[[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]]''', a feral kitten, wanders into [[14 Branchland Court]] and makes a new home with Chris and [[Barb]].
*'''9 August''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] return to [[Twitter]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 '''tweeting'''] about a [[Jacob Sockness|set of rituals]] supposedly required for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to continue.
 
<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
 
<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her '''{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
 
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Revision as of 20:33, 2 November 2024

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It is currently November 2024. It has been...
3
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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