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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''2 November''' - Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#Still voting for Kamala Harris|posts]]''' more [[Kamala Harris]] drawings to [[Twitter]].
*'''1 November'''
**Chris releases '''[[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]]'''
**Chris '''[[Sightings_(2024)#Wendy's|is spotted]]''' at a Wendy's drive thru in Lynchburg.
*'''25 October''' - Chris releases '''[[Minecraft Defeating an Ender Dragon]]'''.
*'''22 October''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - BADEBUSSEN]]'''.
*'''18 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[Minecraft Search for an Ender Portal]]'''.
*'''11 October''' - The '''[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 4‎|fourth part]]''' to Chris's Minecraft Cubepy build project is published, edited the month prior.
*'''8 October''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - L'venturier]]'''.


'''Ongoing''': [[Jacob Sockness]] •  [[September 2019]] ([[September 2019 social media posts|social media]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''4 October''' - [[The Place chats (October 2019)#Night Star, personality tests|Night Star, personality tests]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''27 August''' - [[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness|Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]] from [[February 2021]]
*'''13 August''' - [[Jail Art (reverse side)#Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004|Poorly-redacted Paperwork]] from [[May 2022]]
*'''25 June''' - [[Null DMs#Questioning Chris|Questioning Chris]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''24 June''' - [[Null DMs#Concern over poop DMs|Concern over poop DMs]] from [[January 2021]]


*'''27 September''' - Jacob Sockness quarrels with Chris and '''[[September 2019 social media posts#Sockness is going home|reverses course]]''', retreating to his home in California instead of continuing to meet Chris in person.
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.
*'''25-26 September''' - '''[[September 2019 social media posts|Chris releases multiple statements asking Jacob to turn around]]''', saying among other things that his health is not well for visitors, and that Jacob has turned to evil.
*'''25 September''' - Sockness '''[https://archive.fo/vS8ac proclaims on Reddit]''' that he has secured transport to visit Chris in person.
*'''23 September''' - A full decade passes since '''[[Kacey Call 21|the last time Chris applied for a job]].'''
*'''22 September''' - In a dialogue on [[Discord]], '''[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:ChrisAdmitsPuppetry.jpeg Chris admits]''' that he drew [[Chris and art|artwork]] that he had attributed before to [[Magi-Chan]].
*'''14 September''' - After a month spent pretending to have swapped bodies with a fictional character, Chris '''[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris|returns to his normal Twitter account]]'''. He describes his [[Chris and reality|fabulous]] [[homos|adventures]] with [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] in California, noting that he expects him soon to visit [[Virginia]].
*'''13 September''' - While telling a [[Soft Exile|brony on Twitter]] to believe his own [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]] is a [[Chris and reality|real, independent being]], [[Magi-chan]] describes [[Borb]] [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-13-brony-calls-chris-out-on-rping-chris-doubles-down.61081/ '''as being his waifu'''], with [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mother]] in particular being his '[[Incest|Guilty Pleasure]]'.


<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
 
<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her '''{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
 
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Revision as of 20:33, 2 November 2024

CWCki News.png
It is currently November 2024. It has been...
3
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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