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It is notable that Chris was trolled IRL before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known trolling of Chris | It is notable that Chris was trolled IRL before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known trolling of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Hammer]], locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable trolling occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in 2005 which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. | ||
But this was was all child's play compared to what happened next.... | But this was was all child's play compared to what happened next.... | ||
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Arjen Van Dierten is the unofficial archivist of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-chan]] videos, including videos that are quite rare due to Chris deleting them for whatever reason. | Arjen Van Dierten is the unofficial archivist of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-chan]] videos, including videos that are quite rare due to Chris deleting them for whatever reason. | ||
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"Blanca" was really 3 individuals who tricked Chris into sending them his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. The medallion was later destroyed. | "Blanca" was really 3 individuals who tricked Chris into sending them his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. The medallion was later destroyed. | ||
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BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", AKA "Julie", AKA "Max") is a 13-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris' [[sweetheart]] "Julie". He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous hour-long audio recording in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass. The incident later started a troll war on [[ED]] and a couple of other troll message boards. | BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", AKA "Julie", AKA "Max") is a 13-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris' [[sweetheart]] "Julie". He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous hour-long audio recording in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass. The incident later started a troll war on [[ED]] and a couple of other troll message boards. | ||
=== CEO === | === CEO === | ||
Webmaster of Krapple Komputer Kompany, the *chan that houses the [[/cwc/]] imageboard. | Webmaster of Krapple Komputer Kompany, the *chan that houses the [[/cwc/]] imageboard, favorite hangout for trolls when [[110mb]] goes down and can't deal with being without [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and [[CWCki]]. | ||
=== Clyde Cash === | === Clyde Cash === | ||
''[[Clyde Cash|See main article]]'' | ''[[Clyde Cash|See main article]]'' | ||
Clyde Cash is the most infamous and most legendary of trolls. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and many more feats that minstrels will sing songs about for the ages. | |||
=== Cogsdev === | === Cogsdev === | ||
Webmaster of the [[110mb]]-hosted site that houses the CWCki, PVCC messageboard, and | Webmaster of the [[110mb]]-hosted site that houses the CWCki, PVCC messageboard, and [[4-cent_garbage]] imageboard. | ||
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''[[Evan|See main article]]'' | ''[[Evan|See main article]]'' | ||
A drawfag and 4channer who provoked the fury of Chris and unleashed the dark side of Chris and showed us Chris's weak spot. | |||
== White Knights & Counter trolls == | == White Knights & Counter trolls == | ||
Revision as of 05:27, 12 June 2009
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These are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to troll the Internet's most beloved and most hated autistic manchild, Christian Weston Chandler. Trolling schemes by these individuals has ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take nude pics.
Pre ED
It is notable that Chris was trolled IRL before his discovery by 4-cent garbage.com and ED. It can be argued that the first known trolling of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, Sarah Hammer, locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable trolling occurred during the infamous mini-date with Hanna in 2005 which smashed his heart level to 15%.
But this was was all child's play compared to what happened next....
The Few, The Proud, the Elite
Arjen Van Dierten
Arjen Van Dierten is the unofficial archivist of Chris-chan videos, including videos that are quite rare due to Chris deleting them for whatever reason.
BILLY MAYS
An individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, types in ALL CAPS. Was declared the mayor of CWCville by Chris on March 3, 2009 while under pressure from Max
Blanca Weiss
"Blanca" was really 3 individuals who tricked Chris into sending them his Sonichu medallion. The medallion was later destroyed.
BlueSpike
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", AKA "Julie", AKA "Max") is a 13-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris' sweetheart "Julie". He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous hour-long audio recording in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass. The incident later started a troll war on ED and a couple of other troll message boards.
CEO
Webmaster of Krapple Komputer Kompany, the *chan that houses the /cwc/ imageboard, favorite hangout for trolls when 110mb goes down and can't deal with being without PVCC and CWCki.
Clyde Cash
See main article Clyde Cash is the most infamous and most legendary of trolls. He posed as Shigeru Miyamoto, raped Chris's beloved PandaHalo, and many more feats that minstrels will sing songs about for the ages.
Cogsdev
Webmaster of the 110mb-hosted site that houses the CWCki, PVCC messageboard, and 4-cent_garbage imageboard.
Evan
A drawfag and 4channer who provoked the fury of Chris and unleashed the dark side of Chris and showed us Chris's weak spot.
White Knights & Counter trolls
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