Merried Seinor Comic

Merried Seinor Comic, as first seen in Sonichu 3.

Merried Seinor Comic is possibly the most poorly spelled name in all of Sonichu, as one can't even figure out what words Chris was trying to write or what meaning they could possibly convey. The Merried Seinor Comic is an unusually gregarious opponent of Christian's love quest. He is one half of the McDuo of the City of M-C-D-Ville of the Region of Mal-Wart, along with his partner, the B-Manajerk, and first appears in Sonichu 3.

The Merried Seinor Comic has cybernetic arms and legs and is armed with a broadsword, for no apparent reason except that it allows Christian to recreate the Black Knight scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

In Sonichu 7, the character is even more inexplicably described as "Merried Seinor Comic/Kirby", although the "Kirby" has been removed in more recent versions.

Merried Seinor Comic, stopping the austistic wonder from procreating.

Merried Seinor Comic is derived from the "Un-merry Senior Comic, Kirby McDerbie", who banned him from Charlottesville Fashion Square for over a year. Chris's version of events should be taken with a grain of salt, however, as he then proceeds to be hogtied by Bagget, hung over a pool of boiling shame and loneliness at the PVCC. Later, after being rescued by his Family, he issues a rematch against Bagget, with strong words of Voluntarity and Valor, and then proceeds to beat him up with Psychic Punches to the gut and jaw.

Why Chris uses this bizarre turn of phrase to describe him, particularly the man's seniority as a comic, is still unclear.