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'''It's not that cold''' is a bizarre video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[August 2011]]. Chris appears to be outside, dressed in an [[Chris and fashion|ill-fitting]] ''miniskirt'' and a red [[muscle bra]]. Chris then "digs up" [[Patti]] and wears her as a coat while humming "Goodbye Horses" and making references to ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_(film) The Silence of the Lambs]''.
[[File:Would you mount and do me.jpg|thumb|right|Reality was much more horrifying.]]
 
'''It's not that cold''', also known as '''101 2464''', is a bizarre, ''[[Random-access humor|surreal]]'' video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[August 2011]]. In it, Chris is directly outside of his house, dressed in a red [[muscle bra]] and an [[Chris and fashion|ill-fitting miniskirt]]. Chris "digs up" [[Patti]] (possibly as a reference to the [[Weening|ween]] idea that someone should [[Hooker incident|hire some hookers to go to Chris's house]] to dig up his dead dog), wears her fur as a coat, and poorly hums the song "{{w|Goodbye Horses|Goodbye Horses}}" by Q Lazzarus while making references to ''{{w|The Silence of the Lambs (film)|The Silence of the Lambs}}'' (fitting, considering the extent to which Tomgirl Chris resembles Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb). However, it's far more likely that he's simply imitating a scene that parodies it from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "Stew-Roids", where Chris Griffin is exposed on film doing the exact same thing... Although he quotes the movie and not its [[parody]].
 
What exactly prompted Chris to make this video remains unknown to this day, although [[Chris and manipulation|it is likely the product of some kind of troll manipulation]].


== Video ==
== Video ==
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| stardate      = 9 [[August 2011]]
| stardate      = 9 [[August 2011]]
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| style          = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| style          = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga          = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| saga          = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
| shirt          = {{Redbra|text}}
| shirt          = {{Cwcbra|Red muscle bra}}
| previous      = [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]
| previous      = [[Calling Out#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]
| next          = [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
| next          = Current
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=== Transcript ===
=== Transcript ===
(Chris walks into frame)
[[File:ChrisBill.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Thankfully, Chris isn't nearly intelligent enough to get away with murder.]]


Wooh... brrrr... sure is cold out here... ooohh. Could uh.. use uh.. somethin to... k-keep me warm right now.. or something
{{quote|Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me.|Good-bye hooor-seeees...}}


(Chris begins imitating what appears to be a digging-like motion)
''[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest. He shakes his head]''


(Chris starts humming) (He puts on a jacket and wraps fur around his neck, holding it in place)
Ooh...brrr...ooh, sure is cold out here...ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to...k-keep me warm right now...or something.


There we are! All nice and snuggley warm... and cozy. Thank you [[Patti]]! Now we are together, forever.
[''Chris begins to mime digging a hole. As he starts humming, he then puts on the Safety Parka and wraps fur around his neck, holding it in place'']


(Humming) (Lifts up skirt)
There we are! All nice and snuggley warm...and cozy. Thank you [[Patti Chandler|Patti]]! Now we are [[speech impediment|togedder]], forever.


Would you fuck me, 789Chan? I'd fuck me.
[''continues humming, and shows his ass to the camera, pulling up his skirt'']


(Continues humming and starts belly dancing)
Would you fuck me, [[/cwc/|789chan]]? [[Chris and his ego|I'd fuck me.]]


(walks up to the camera)
[''Chris pats his ass, continues humming and begins to dance around like {{w|Buffalo Bill (character)|Buffalo Bill}} before sauntering over to the camera'']


Patti- (Video ends)
Bye--[''The video cuts off before Chris continues'']


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==Fan videos==
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| name          = Silence Of The Chris-Trans
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|JIZkf_hKGmA}}
| maker          = KeithTheL00N
| stardate      = 10 August 2011
| type          = Fake Movie Trailer
}}


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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011|2011-08-09]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-09 i]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

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Reality was much more horrifying.

It's not that cold, also known as 101 2464, is a bizarre, surreal video Chris uploaded on 9 August 2011. In it, Chris is directly outside of his house, dressed in a red muscle bra and an ill-fitting miniskirt. Chris "digs up" Patti (possibly as a reference to the ween idea that someone should hire some hookers to go to Chris's house to dig up his dead dog), wears her fur as a coat, and poorly hums the song "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus while making references to The Silence of the Lambs (fitting, considering the extent to which Tomgirl Chris resembles Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb). However, it's far more likely that he's simply imitating a scene that parodies it from the Family Guy episode "Stew-Roids", where Chris Griffin is exposed on film doing the exact same thing... Although he quotes the movie and not its parody.

What exactly prompted Chris to make this video remains unknown to this day, although it is likely the product of some kind of troll manipulation.

Video

It's not that cold
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Stardate 9 August 2011
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga TomgirlTomgirl Tomgirl
Shirt Red Muscle BraRed Muscle Bra Red Muscle Bra
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Transcript

Thankfully, Chris isn't nearly intelligent enough to get away with murder.
“ Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me. ”
Good-bye hooor-seeees...

[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest. He shakes his head]

Ooh...brrr...ooh, sure is cold out here...ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to...k-keep me warm right now...or something.

[Chris begins to mime digging a hole. As he starts humming, he then puts on the Safety Parka and wraps fur around his neck, holding it in place]

There we are! All nice and snuggley warm...and cozy. Thank you Patti! Now we are togedder, forever.

[continues humming, and shows his ass to the camera, pulling up his skirt]

Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me.

[Chris pats his ass, continues humming and begins to dance around like Buffalo Bill before sauntering over to the camera]

Bye--[The video cuts off before Chris continues]

Fan videos

Silence Of The Chris-Trans
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Stardate 10 August 2011
Made By KeithTheL00N
Video Type Fake Movie Trailer
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