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'''Joseph Cole Smithey''' (born 24 July 1963) is [[Chris]]'s half-brother, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]'s first son, and lone escapee of the [[14 Branchland Court|Casa De Chandler]]. Despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, Cole leads a relatively normal life. [[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole's emails to Chris]] revealed a lot of information about the Chandler family.
Since his discovery on the Internet through [[2017|2017]], Chris has been quite vocal about his '''political views'''. He was once a moderate and then leaned left. Following his [[transgender|shift in gender identity]] from 2011 onward, he moved further left. His progressing support of the LGBT+ community may have been why he became more vocal about politics. In the [[Dimensional Merge| post-Merge era]], he mentions politics infrequently (thankfully) as he's too busy [[Messiah complex|pretending to be the goddess of his imaginary world]].


Cole currently lives in Manhattan and is a noted film critic who is featured on Rotten Tomatoes. He was mentioned once in Time Magazine for being one of the few critics to give a negative review to Toy Story 3. He occasionally hosts [[eBay]] auctions for the winning bidder to [[Chris and his Ego|spend a night drinking with him]], proving that despite one brother being a pretentious hipster douchebag, and the other being an emotionally stunted autistic manchild, they both share the same bloated ego. On June 29, 2013, Chris complained to Cole several times on [[Twitter]], saying that he should move in and take care of Barb so that he can be free to pursue his [[Love Quest]].
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Latest revision as of 23:25, 19 September 2024

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Since his discovery on the Internet through 2017, Chris has been quite vocal about his political views. He was once a moderate and then leaned left. Following his shift in gender identity from 2011 onward, he moved further left. His progressing support of the LGBT+ community may have been why he became more vocal about politics. In the post-Merge era, he mentions politics infrequently (thankfully) as he's too busy pretending to be the goddess of his imaginary world.

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