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Signature attack of [[Chris-Chan Pure]], the duo of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystallina Rosechu]]. The move has been used only twice, owing to the fact that Crystal was trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] one issue after her introduction in [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]].
The '''Chrys-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance''', also spelled the '''Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance''', is the signature attack of Chrys-Chan Pure, the duo of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystalina Rosechu]]. The move has been used only three times,<ref>''[[Sonichu 4]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_90 90]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_92 92]; ''Sonichu 5'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_5/Page_43 43]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_5/Page_44 44]; ''Sonichu 12'', [[:File:SchuComic12-1P53.jpg|File:SchuComic12-1P53.jpg]]</ref> owing to the fact that Crystal was trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] one issue after her introduction in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]].
 
==Spelling==
[[File:SchuComic12-1P53.jpg|thumb|The return of Chrys-Chan Pure]]
The attack's name appears at first to be a misspelling of "Chr'''i'''s-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance". The '''Chrs-Chan Pure''' logo Chris drew also uses the same idiosyncratic spelling,<ref>See the bottom of [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_90 page 90] in ''[[Sonichu 4]]''.</ref> suggesting it might be deliberate. Then, in [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], he spells it '''Chrys-Chan Pure''' when [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and Crystalina are reunited.


==Description==
==Description==
[[Image:325-PrettyCureCard.jpg|thumb|Right|Why yes, it ''was'' in fact stolen...]]
The attack was first used in the finale of ''Sonichu'' #4. Crystal had just rescued Chris from the clutches of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in The [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Determined to end the threat of PVCC once and for all, the duo joined hands. Chris-Chan summoned Blue Thunder, while Crystalina summoned Orange Thunder. Holding their free hands in the air, they spoke the following words:


In a retarded fancomic which rips off anime as a matter of course, the <b>Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance</b> still manages to stand out as the most absurd,  weeaboo move in the entire series. 
'''Crystalina''': Our [[Autism|Unique]], [[Chris and his Ego|Wonderful]] Souls....
 
The attack was first used in the finale of [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]].  Crystal had just rescued Chris from the clutches of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in [[PVCC (comics)|The Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].  Determined to end the threat of PVCC once and for all, the duo joined hands.  Chris-Chan summoned Blue Thunder, while Crystallina summoned Orange Thunder.  Holding their free hands in the air, they spoke the following words:
 
CRYSTAL: Our Unique, Wonderful Souls....
 
CHRIS-CHAN: ... shall crush your Evil Hearts and Dark Souls!
 
They then pointed their free hands at Walsh's crystal ball, the orange and blue energy blasts mingling together as they converged.  The resulting destruction not only destroyed the crystal ball, but reversed Walsh's spell, changing the Private Villa back into Piedmont Valley Community College.  Walsh and [[Count Graduon]] were unharmed, as they wisely teleported away before the attack was completed. 


In [[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]], the Chris-Chan Pure used the attack again, this time to defeat the [[CADD Chef]] during Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of [[CWCville]]. The same motions were used, except this time the tandem used a slightly different speech:
'''Chris-Chan''': ... shall crush your Evil Hearts and Dark Souls!


CRYALLINA: Our Unique Souls...
They then pointed their free hands at Walsh's crystal ball, the orange and blue energy blasts mingling together as they converged. The resulting destruction not only destroyed the crystal ball, but somehow reversed Walsh's spell, changing the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (comics)|Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] back into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Piedmont Valley Community College]]. Walsh and [[Count Graduon]] were unharmed, as they wisely teleported out of the building before the attack was completed.


CHRIS-CHAN: ... shall brighten and crush your Black Hearts!
In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], the Chrs-Chan Pure used the attack again, this time to defeat the [[CADD Chef]] during Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of [[CWCville]]. The same motions were used, except this time the tandem used a slightly different speech:


The extent of the damage done to the CADD Cheff was not depicted in the comic, although it was not seen again for the rest of the battle, so it was most likely rendered inoperable, at the very least.
'''Crystalina''': Our Unique Souls...


Shortly afterward, Crystal became trapped in the Dark Mirror, where she has remained ever since, leaving the future of Chris Chan Pure, and their Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance, in doubt.
'''Chris-Chan''': ... shall brighten and crush your Black Hearts!


==Proper Spelling==
The extent of the damage done to the [[CADD Chef]] was not depicted in the comic, although it was not seen again for the rest of the battle, so it was most likely rendered inoperable, at the very least. 


While the name of the attack was almost certainly intended to be the "Chr<b>i</b>s-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance", Chris identified it both times in the comic as spelled without the letter "i", as if this were his intention.
Shortly afterward, Crystal became trapped in the Dark Mirror, where she remained [[Sonichu 10|until Chris just picked her up and left]], though she hasn't done anything since. This, combined with Chris's claim that he's [[List of Chris's lies|removing himself from the comic]], leaves the future of Chrs Chan Pure, and their Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance, in doubt.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==


<gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:Chrschanpurepulsejoltlance1.jpg|CHRS-CHAN
Image:Chrschanpurepulsejoltlance1.jpg|CHRS-CHAN
Image:Chrschanpurepulsejoltlance2.jpg|PURE
Image:Chrschanpurepulsejoltlance2.jpg|PURE
Image:Chrschanpurepulsejoltlance3.jpg|PULSE-JOLT
Image:Chrschanpurepulsejoltlance3.jpg|PULSE-JOLT
Image:Chrschanpurepulsejoltlance4.jpg|LANCE!
Image:Chrschanpurepulsejoltlance4.jpg|LANCE!
</gallery>
</gallery></center>
 
==Inspiration==
The attack motions and speech are a rather shameless rip of the attack done by the heroes of the anime series ''Pretty Cure'', right down to the "beautiful souls crushing evil hearts" part. The only part of the attack that wasn't stolen was the name; since the attack is called ''Marble Screw'', this is considered a lost opportunity.
 
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[[Category: Special Attacks]]
 
==References==
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Latest revision as of 10:58, 15 July 2020

The Chrys-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance, also spelled the Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance, is the signature attack of Chrys-Chan Pure, the duo of Chris-Chan Sonichu and Crystalina Rosechu. The move has been used only three times,[1] owing to the fact that Crystal was trapped in the Dark Mirror Hole one issue after her introduction in Sonichu #4.

Spelling

The return of Chrys-Chan Pure

The attack's name appears at first to be a misspelling of "Chris-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance". The Chrs-Chan Pure logo Chris drew also uses the same idiosyncratic spelling,[2] suggesting it might be deliberate. Then, in Sonichu #12, he spells it Chrys-Chan Pure when Chris-Chan Sonichu and Crystalina are reunited.

Description

Why yes, it was in fact stolen...

The attack was first used in the finale of Sonichu #4. Crystal had just rescued Chris from the clutches of Mary Lee Walsh in The Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. Determined to end the threat of PVCC once and for all, the duo joined hands. Chris-Chan summoned Blue Thunder, while Crystalina summoned Orange Thunder. Holding their free hands in the air, they spoke the following words:

Crystalina: Our Unique, Wonderful Souls....

Chris-Chan: ... shall crush your Evil Hearts and Dark Souls!

They then pointed their free hands at Walsh's crystal ball, the orange and blue energy blasts mingling together as they converged. The resulting destruction not only destroyed the crystal ball, but somehow reversed Walsh's spell, changing the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens back into Piedmont Valley Community College. Walsh and Count Graduon were unharmed, as they wisely teleported out of the building before the attack was completed.

In Sonichu #5, the Chrs-Chan Pure used the attack again, this time to defeat the CADD Chef during Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville. The same motions were used, except this time the tandem used a slightly different speech:

Crystalina: Our Unique Souls...

Chris-Chan: ... shall brighten and crush your Black Hearts!

The extent of the damage done to the CADD Chef was not depicted in the comic, although it was not seen again for the rest of the battle, so it was most likely rendered inoperable, at the very least.

Shortly afterward, Crystal became trapped in the Dark Mirror, where she remained until Chris just picked her up and left, though she hasn't done anything since. This, combined with Chris's claim that he's removing himself from the comic, leaves the future of Chrs Chan Pure, and their Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance, in doubt.

Gallery

Inspiration

The attack motions and speech are a rather shameless rip of the attack done by the heroes of the anime series Pretty Cure, right down to the "beautiful souls crushing evil hearts" part. The only part of the attack that wasn't stolen was the name; since the attack is called Marble Screw, this is considered a lost opportunity.

References

  1. Sonichu 4, pp. 90-92; Sonichu 5, pp. 43-44; Sonichu 12, File:SchuComic12-1P53.jpg
  2. See the bottom of page 90 in Sonichu 4.