User talk:JenkinsJinkies

Hey dude. What part of Boston do you live in? Baxter 23:03, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

أهلا صديقي --Wintermute 07:19, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

I can tell, you're going to fit in great here. Welcome! --Jump 18:35, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Wow, dude, you are a gangsta for keeping an eye on Chrissy. You are an awesome dude, keep on contributing! Elephant 03:43, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Belated welcome to CWCki, man. I've noticed that your userpage looks a bit bare. Why don't you tell us a little more about yourself? You can also use some userboxes to indicate your race, religion, orientation, favourite console, etc. Just don't do something stupid, like drop your dox. --MaxTehManyula 21:04, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

Here's a link for all the different userboxes we have. Bill Lumburg 23:22, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

reward

hey man, I'd like your name and address so I can send you a reward. china or pickles? Clydec 00:23, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, could you help us with the new Amanda article? Clydec 06:27, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, man, but I'm good; I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.

That's all the info I got of Amanda; my family and I don't travel to South VA that often, but I'll see if I can hitch another trip and find a place to crash in VA. I wouldn't be missed; I am soo overlooked in my family.

Something else that has piqued my curiousity, from the Hooker incident, I'm wondering from which luscious company or group Bryan Bash the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D

Thank you for your support, Clydec; you're awesome.

--JenkinsJinkies 18:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

implying chris would actually travel somewhere. if you think chris is a threat, well, you're a pussy lol. haven't you seen his push ups or his running video or his cwcfighting thing? jesus christ he's as weak as paper. Clydec 00:35, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

• I agree with Clyde. Why are you afraid of an autistic blob of fat? Chris is so weak and unmanly, it's no wonder no girl wants to have sex with him. --Jerkop 00:46, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

• I also agree with Clyde. Aside from his poor health and his obesity, Chris proved last September that he was too weak to even break a thin, tiny wooden stake(and even if he did that wouldn't be very impressive). Heck, Chris had trouble with cardboard and CWC Fighter was just laughably bad--Chris has zero coordination. The only wood Chris ever managed to break was his own dick. It's not intimidating in the slightest. Chris should just stick to yelling at people.--MoarLurk 01:25, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

I dunno, Chris is the kind of person that everyone would underestimate. For good reason, of course! The guy can't even do a single proper push-up. But his spastic flailing could land a lucky shot. Normally, that could be akin to being slapped by your 90 year old grandmother, but with that pen knife of his he could do some damage. In the sense you'd get a nasty infection from all the germs that thing must be crawling with from being in his possession. --Xanabit 01:37, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

That's assuming you can't either escape/disarm him in the five seconds it takes him to open the thing. Which wouldn't be hard for anyone above the age of ten.--MoarLurk 01:46, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Wouldn't you be too distracted laughing? --Xanabit 01:55, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Nah, I'd disarm him and then laugh. We're not comic book villains, after all.--MoarLurk 02:01, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

• • وقال "لا يفعل شيئا فهو ضعيف جدا--Wintermute 01:15, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
    • علينا أن نعمل على موقعنا العربية, brother. --Jump 02:17, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
      • ونحن رجل --Wintermute 03:10, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
• I also agree with Clyde. You would have to be a total weakling to be afraid of Chris. His pushup video was laughable, and barely being able to curl a 10 lb 12 pack of soda with crappy form should remove any doubt about his weakness. -Mp83 02:35, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
  • Chris is so harmless, it's hilarious. He keeps inviting people to settle things at his place, but... he's such a wuss and a coward he'd just hurl a "curse-ye-ha-me-ha" moments before getting his pasty skull caved in. Or just call the police because he's a coward, or cower behind his parents because he's, wait, a coward. Honestly, I wish he had just enough balls to actually try and beat someone up just so he gets educated in how weak he really is. EnsignDisposable 03:06, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
    • True dat. As for the hooker company, I don't remember the name exactly, but those were some pretty expensive ladies Bryan sent over. $1,000 a night gals, the real good ho's. Chris would never get China that fine... hell he's never gonna get it period --SargentPickles 03:19, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
      • Even if Chris did save 1000 bucks from his vidya game/anal toy/shitty harem anime/alcohol budget, the hooker, upon seeing Chris, would just KO the fatass and take the money. --MaxTehManyula 03:28, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

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