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[[Image:Lars.jpg|thumb|Lars, with boat]] | [[Image:Lars.jpg|thumb|Lars, with boat]] | ||
{{quote|The fuck that shit be??|[[Lars]], questioning on what [[autism]] is}} | {{quote|The fuck that shit be??|[[Lars]], questioning on what [[autism]] is}} | ||
The Lars Call is a | The '''Lars Call''' is a ninety-minute phone conversation where Chris discusses with [[Jackie]]'s ex-boyfriend [[Lars]] addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats. Chris gets comfortable with ebonics, and hilarity ensues. | ||
==Summary== | ==Summary== | ||
* Jackie had a miscarriage | * Jackie had a miscarriage | ||
* Lars getting rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his | * Lars getting rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his [[Lego]] | ||
* Lars doesn't go to school because people play [[Kick the Autistic|Kick the Nigga]] | * Lars doesn't go to school because people play [[Kick the Autistic|Kick the Nigga]] | ||
* Lars doesn't understand autism, after Chris's explanation, he thinks it's like Aspergers | * Lars doesn't understand [[autism]], after Chris's explanation, he thinks it's like [[Aspergers]] | ||
* Chris whines about trolls,not getting a job, and being called a [[homo]]. Lars hears him | * Chris whines about trolls,not getting a job, and being called a [[homo]]. Lars hears him | ||
* Chris doesn't like when people say "gay" as in stupid, Lars doesn't like when people say "nigga" out of context | * Chris doesn't like when people say "[[gay]]" as in stupid, Lars doesn't like when people say "nigga" out of context | ||
* [[Sonichu]] (didn't see that coming), Chris incorporates IRL enemies. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls | * [[Sonichu]] (didn't see that coming), Chris incorporates IRL enemies. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls | ||
* Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will. | * Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will. | ||
* Chris tells Lars he's a virgin, Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls. | * Chris tells Lars he's a [[virgin]], Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls. | ||
* Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill "Alec Benson Nigga" | * Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill "[[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Nigga]]" | ||
* Jackie better not burn that casserole. | * Jackie better not burn that casserole. | ||
* Chris promised a parade for Alec to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the e-mail proving he did. | * Chris promised a parade for Alec to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the e-mail proving he did. | ||
* Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's Nigga | * Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's Nigga | ||
* Chris is willing to give up [[the Moon]] and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his "[[PS3|PS Triple]]" | * Chris is willing to give up [[the Moon]] and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his "[[PS3|PS Triple]]" | ||
* Lars spent $35,000 | * Lars spent $35,000 on six credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore | ||
* Chris swears on the grave on his [[Aunt Corina]] he will not spend anymore on his PS3 (at least it wasn't [[Patti]]) | * Chris swears on the grave on his [[Aunt Corina]] he will not spend anymore on his PS3 (at least it wasn't [[Patti]]) | ||
* Lars spends time volunteering at the hospital watching [[Bob|old white men]] dying. | * Lars spends time volunteering at the hospital watching [[Bob|old white men]] dying. | ||
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* Lars and Chris talk about their criminal records, Lars makes trespassing sound bad ass | * Lars and Chris talk about their criminal records, Lars makes trespassing sound bad ass | ||
* Chris picks up Ebonics about half way in. | * Chris picks up Ebonics about half way in. | ||
* Chris would shoot Michael Snyder if he had the chance. Michael was just looking for a reason to ban Chris | * Chris would shoot [[Michael Snyder]] if he had the chance. Michael was just looking for a reason to ban Chris | ||
* Lars gives Chris a scenario of someone breaking in. Chris says he's strong and would kick their ass (only if they hit first) | * Lars gives Chris a scenario of someone breaking in. Chris says he's strong and would kick their ass (only if they hit first) | ||
* Chris likes Black people on TV. Lars is mildly offended. They both hold up their fists in solidarity. | * Chris likes Black people on TV. Lars is mildly offended. They both hold up their fists in solidarity. | ||
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* Lars tells Chris if he loses the PSTriple, Jackie will kick Lars out and go to Chris. | * Lars tells Chris if he loses the PSTriple, Jackie will kick Lars out and go to Chris. | ||
* Lars concludes with the fist of solidarity, He will bang Jackie when she gets out of the bathroom. | * Lars concludes with the fist of solidarity, He will bang Jackie when she gets out of the bathroom. | ||
* Chris promises | * Chris promises [[Honest]]y to Lars, He wants Jackie AND video games | ||
* Chris likes orange soda | * Chris likes orange soda | ||
* Lars didn't know what Kenan | * Lars didn't know what [[Wikipedia:Kenan & Kel|''Kenan & Kel'']] or Nickelodeon was, he goes to fuck Jackie. | ||
* They say Goodnight | * They say Goodnight | ||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
Revision as of 22:38, 6 November 2010
| “ | The fuck that shit be?? | ” |
| Lars, questioning on what autism is | ||
The Lars Call is a ninety-minute phone conversation where Chris discusses with Jackie's ex-boyfriend Lars addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats. Chris gets comfortable with ebonics, and hilarity ensues.
Summary
- Jackie had a miscarriage
- Lars getting rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his Lego
- Lars doesn't go to school because people play Kick the Nigga
- Lars doesn't understand autism, after Chris's explanation, he thinks it's like Aspergers
- Chris whines about trolls,not getting a job, and being called a homo. Lars hears him
- Chris doesn't like when people say "gay" as in stupid, Lars doesn't like when people say "nigga" out of context
- Sonichu (didn't see that coming), Chris incorporates IRL enemies. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls
- Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.
- Chris tells Lars he's a virgin, Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls.
- Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill "Alec Benson Nigga"
- Jackie better not burn that casserole.
- Chris promised a parade for Alec to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the e-mail proving he did.
- Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's Nigga
- Chris is willing to give up the Moon and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his "PS Triple"
- Lars spent $35,000 on six credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore
- Chris swears on the grave on his Aunt Corina he will not spend anymore on his PS3 (at least it wasn't Patti)
- Lars spends time volunteering at the hospital watching old white men dying.
- More bitching about trolls.
- Lars and Chris talk about their criminal records, Lars makes trespassing sound bad ass
- Chris picks up Ebonics about half way in.
- Chris would shoot Michael Snyder if he had the chance. Michael was just looking for a reason to ban Chris
- Lars gives Chris a scenario of someone breaking in. Chris says he's strong and would kick their ass (only if they hit first)
- Chris likes Black people on TV. Lars is mildly offended. They both hold up their fists in solidarity.
- The conversation goes back to Jackie, they wonder why Jackie is mad at Chris.
- Chris will make things right
- Lars burned his boats because wants Jackie back.
- Lars thinks he has the upper hand over Chris in the competition over Jackie. He was known as "Ram-rod" in High School
- Chris talks about his Cherokee heritage. He's not a "casino nigga" He beats the stereotype that Native Americans have jobs.
- Lars respects Chris trying to win Jackie back, while Lars is "ramrodding" her
- Chris talks about destroying his first PS3, Lars questions why he got a second one. Chris says he needs it as a computer. Lars asks why he didn't get a computer instead
- Lars tells Chris to improve himself whether Jackie stays with him or not.
- Jackie can't come to the phone, she's taking a shit
- Chris whines that making changes is too hard.
- Lars says Chris is afraid of women, Chris denies it
- Chris didn't have Taco Bell, he had a fish fillet for dinner. (Why is that relevant??)
- Lars lost his virginity at 10, he was scared.
- Lars tells Chris if he loses the PSTriple, Jackie will kick Lars out and go to Chris.
- Lars concludes with the fist of solidarity, He will bang Jackie when she gets out of the bathroom.
- Chris promises Honesty to Lars, He wants Jackie AND video games
- Chris likes orange soda
- Lars didn't know what Kenan & Kel or Nickelodeon was, he goes to fuck Jackie.
- They say Goodnight
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