User:Dmitri

PROTIP: ATTENTION IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: JULAY!

I am a box I cram key points into a nutshell.

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

Tomgirl

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

PS3 This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.

Bisexual This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud!

Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

Jew This user is a JEW! Unlike Chris, the CWCki likes Jewish people. Mazel tov!

Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

BlueSpike This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain.

Krapplefag This user regularly posts on /cwc/

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.

Same name as on CWCki forums.