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The second half of the year [[2007]] show some important developements within [[Christian|Christians]] life. Firstly, [[Chris]] enters and unfairly loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him desillusioned and enraged. Secondly, [[Christian]] discovers a satyrical [[ED]]-page written about him. These two injustices lead [[Chris]] into a bitter, long and frustrated rage, eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to the obsessive [[trolls|trolling]] of [[Christian|Christians]] person in 2008.
The second half of the year [[2007]] show some important developements within [[Christian|Christians]] life. Firstly, [[Chris]] enters and unfairly loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him desillusioned and enraged. Secondly, [[Christian]] discovers a satyrical [[ED]]-page written about him. These two injustices lead [[Chris]] into a bitter, long and frustrated rage, eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to the obsessive [[trolls|trolling]] of [[Christian|Christians]] person in 2008.


==Events of 2007==
=Events of 2007=
==February==
* February 11 - [[Christian]] makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 11 - [[Christian]] makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - [[Christian]] starts making the slideshow for his [[Chris's DVD|DVD]].
* February 19 - [[Christian]] starts making the slideshow for his [[Chris's DVD|DVD]].
* February 22 - [[Christian]] finishes the slideshow.
* February 22 - [[Christian]] finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - [[Christian]]'s 25th birthday. He releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].
* February 24 - [[Christian]]'s 25th birthday. He releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].
==March==
* March 6 - [[Chris|Christian's]] brother [[Cole Smithey]] begins to ask him about his parents.
* March 6 - [[Chris|Christian's]] brother [[Cole Smithey]] begins to ask him about his parents.
* March 6 - In an e-mail, [[Cole Smithey]] claims to have been abused by [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler]].  
* March 6 - In an e-mail, [[Cole Smithey]] claims to have been abused by [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler]].  
==May==
* May 8 - [[Christian]] uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in Soul Calibur.
* May 8 - [[Christian]] uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in Soul Calibur.
==June==
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June 27 - [[Christian]] states that he is saddened, as [[Megan]] has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - [[Christian]] states that he is saddened, as [[Megan]] has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - [[Christian]] cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 27 - [[Christian]] cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - [[Christian]] makes his PaRappa the Rapper video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]] .
* June 29 - [[Christian]] makes his PaRappa the Rapper video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]] .
==July==
* July 7 - [[Christian]] buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 7 - [[Christian]] buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 18 - [[Chris]] hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 18 - [[Chris]] hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - [[Megan|Megan's]] 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and [[Chris]] misses her.
* July 23 - [[Megan|Megan's]] 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and [[Chris]] misses her.
==August==
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].
* August 3 - [[Christian]] immediately sends an enraged e-mail to Nintendo. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress [[Megan]].
* August 3 - [[Christian]] immediately sends an enraged e-mail to Nintendo. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress [[Megan]].
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* August 10 - Nintendo responds to [[Chris|Christian's]] e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 10 - Nintendo responds to [[Chris|Christian's]] e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - [[Christian]] writes to [[Megan]] about having cofessed his love to her.
* August 13 - [[Christian]] writes to [[Megan]] about having cofessed his love to her.
==October==
* October 3 - [[Christian]] buys a LAI MI asian sex doll.
* October 3 - [[Christian]] buys a LAI MI asian sex doll.
* October 8 - [[Christian]] apologises to [[Megan]] for being too pushy.
* October 8 - [[Christian]] apologises to [[Megan]] for being too pushy.
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* October 26 - [[Christian]] is photographed at the [[Game Place]] playing [[Pokemon|Pokémon]].  
* October 26 - [[Christian]] is photographed at the [[Game Place]] playing [[Pokemon|Pokémon]].  
* October 31 - [[ED]] page on [[Chris|Chris-Chan]] is created. (according to [[Christian]]. According to the history it is created a bit later)
* October 31 - [[ED]] page on [[Chris|Chris-Chan]] is created. (according to [[Christian]]. According to the history it is created a bit later)
==November==
* November 2 - [[Christian]] discovers the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and becomes furious.
* November 2 - [[Christian]] discovers the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and becomes furious.
* November 4 - Actual day [[ED]] article is created.
* November 3 - Actual day [[ED]] article is created.
* November 4 - Someone sends transsexual [[Rosechu]] nudes to [[Chris]]. He gets angry, and demands a picture of [[Rosechu]] "Masturbatin' and Squirtin'".
* November 4 - Someone sends transsexual [[Rosechu]] nudes to [[Chris]]. He gets angry, and demands a picture of [[Rosechu]] "Masturbatin' and Squirtin'".
* November 5 - [[Chris's mother]] finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.  
* November 5 - [[Chris's mother]] finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.  
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* November 11 - [[Christian]] uploads drawn nudes of himself and the [[Sonichu|Sonichus]] as a protest against [[ED]].
* November 11 - [[Christian]] uploads drawn nudes of himself and the [[Sonichu|Sonichus]] as a protest against [[ED]].
* November 15 - [[Christian]] tries to hack [[ED]] using html. It doesn't work.
* November 15 - [[Christian]] tries to hack [[ED]] using html. It doesn't work.
==December==
* December 30 - [[Christian]] writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…".
* December 30 - [[Christian]] writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…".



Revision as of 04:14, 14 March 2009

In protest to 2007's creation of the ED page, Chris draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.

The year 2007 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 25 years old.

The second half of the year 2007 show some important developements within Christians life. Firstly, Chris enters and unfairly loses the PaRappa the Rapper Contest, leaving him desillusioned and enraged. Secondly, Christian discovers a satyrical ED-page written about him. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated rage, eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to the obsessive trolling of Christians person in 2008.

Events of 2007

February

March

May

June

July

  • July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
  • July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
  • July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.

August

October

November

  • November 2 - Christian discovers the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and becomes furious.
  • November 3 - Actual day ED article is created.
  • November 4 - Someone sends transsexual Rosechu nudes to Chris. He gets angry, and demands a picture of Rosechu "Masturbatin' and Squirtin'".
  • November 5 - Chris's mother finds out about him being photographed at the Game Place, and goes mad.
  • November 7 - Christian shoots a video asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
  • November 9 - Chris's mother goes to the Game Place and questions manager Michael about the picture that was taken.
  • November 10 - Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.
  • November 10 - Christian makes an account op ED, and starts editing the article on him.
  • November 11 - Christian uploads drawn nudes of himself and the Sonichus as a protest against ED.
  • November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using html. It doesn't work.

December

  • December 30 - Christian writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…".

Timeline

  • Previous year: 2006
  • Following year: 2008