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Minor Update, Handouts! is a series of two videos uploaded by Chris on 24 May 2017. In the first video, Chris begs for handouts, flaunting the recent comic pages as reason enough to donate to him and alleviate his monetary problems. He demands that donations be at least a dollar, possibly because any amount lower than a dollar would be negated by Paypal fees.
Of course, trolls responded by donating amounts lower than a dollar. Less than an hour later, Chris uploaded a second video, exclaiming his annoyance regarding receiving a single-penny donation. Once again, he exploits his dying and confused mother by exhibiting her as an additional incentive for his audience to donate to him.
Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.
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| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 May 2017 |
| Subject Matter |  Handouts
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| Performance Style |  Tragedy
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| Saga |  Financhu Crisis
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| Shirt |  The Clopper
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
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next We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please |
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| NO DONATIONS LESS THAN $1.00, US, PLEASE! |
Transcript
hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again just pretty much this video is their plea for money because we're really broke and my mother needs more of her meal replacement shakes right now like are enough to last throughout the rest of the month but she anyway but obviously as y'all have may have noticed on my facebook I have been but I have made completed a bunch more pages for a book 11 here screen cap that OH kaput NYX the internet rolls up to put Nick's love the blood of all to come over and we're all solo pretty view also about three more pages today I'll upload those onto my facebook later just check that and another little bonus sandy has a male name anyway yes my mother and I we needs a lot more money please so please donate to the link below no less than one dollar no change we want dollar amounts and definitely from each person the recommended amount but the link suggests please please please we need the money for more food another week and I have to go my god and sorbet the bet bill was a hard six dollars anyway please help us thank you have a good day
We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please
This is Barb's 6th appearance during the Financhu Crisis, where she can be seen relaxing on a filthy mattress/sofa of some kind. It is another look into the hell that goes on at 14 Branchland Ct.
The video starts off with Chris angrily asking for donations to be no less than one US dollar. He then points the camera at his decrepit mother and directs her to say that they need money. Near the end, he asks her what she needs and she simply looks at him, dumbfounded. He says she's been needing shakes, referring to drinks designed to supplement nutrition, helpful for seniors who cannot easily chew food.
Barb appears to be extremely frail in this video, as well as in April 2017's EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE, when she knew she was being recorded. However, it should be noted that in her appearance between those videos, Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017, when she walked in on Chris's livestream without realizing he was recording, she is mobile, able to walk up and down stairs without assistance, and demonstrated cognizance when she informed Chris that they were out of cat food and directed him to buy more with a specific bank account.
Given her history of manipulation, it's possible that her actions in this video were exaggerated for pity.
Chris deleted this video a day after uploading.
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| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 May 2017 |
| Subject Matter | Handouts
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| Performance Style | Tragedy,  Rage
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| Saga | Financhu Crisis
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| Shirt | The Clopper
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please. |
next Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy. |
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| http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10 |
Transcript
Chris: I said, "nothing under $1 in donations!" No donations less than $1! We need the money! Tell them, Mom.
Barb: We need the money.
Chris: And what do we need it for?
Barb: For food
Chris: And you've been needing a lot of...
Barb: (Gives Chris a blank stare.)
Chris: *sigh*, I told you that y - I reminded that you need.. a lot.. of the... shakes.
Barb: ...yeah...
Chris: Anyway, tell them, "no donations less than one dollar."
Barb: No donations less than one dollar.
Chris: USA.
Barb: Thank you very much.
Chris: Okay...
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