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==Address to FunkO's Cereal== | ==Address to FunkO's Cereal== | ||
In this video ([[Chris and cinematography|awkwardly cut into two parts]]), Chris extols the virtues of "FunkO's", a brand of generic sugary cereal sold as a specialty item with the marketing gimmick of including a Funko toy figurine. He completely misses the point of this business strategy and suggests that the cereal should be sold in big-box stores without the toy so that he can buy more of it with his [[Financhu Crisis|limited financial means]]. | |||
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[''Part 1''] | |||
Hey, everybody! Just wanted to offer a little [[voluntary...|Chris and brand loyalty]] individ- opinion about [''holds up FunkO's box to camera''] Funko brand's FunkO's cereal! But just the cereal though, I mean, because having all the pictures and the figures in them is good and all, but the cereal is really good. I mean, various colors therein, but I mean, hey, Funko company, you know what you could do with the cereal? ''Actually put it in the grocery stores'' and in the cereal aisles of the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Marts]], the [[Get-Tar Region|Targets]], and everywhere, all the actual cereal aisle, instead of just making it a "specialty food item available only in certain places", you could make it available with, or without, the included [[List of toys|''toy!'']] and actually put more of the cereal in the box, like you know, make it a [[Obesity|family-size]] box of ''FunkO's!'' FunkO's! | |||
Because that berry flavor is totally awesome, and it's a multi-grain cereal, so, it's definitely... a [[Chris and health#Diet and nutrition|good part of a balanced breakfast]]. So anyway, hey Funko, let's get the act together, let's put your cereal in the act- in all the cereal aisles. Okay? And you could just put various... pictures on the front, like, or even just, just even, just Social Time Freddy, just on the front cover, enjoying the cereal, and just... put FunkO's on the top part. ''FunkO's!'' FunkO's! And this is a really good cereal. Let's have... cereal in the cereal aisles, [[South Park|mmkay]]? | |||
I had other thoughts that are escaping me, but - oh, not only that, but you could also just, in the bowl, yac'put various, you could make it like, eh, sections like, individual colors, just like, you know, [[rainbow]] from red to purple. From red to violet. Aaand, yac'put... all, uh, all of them in each box, just put a ''random color'' in each of them, so like, you know, in one... neutral type of FunkO's box, could be red, anurr one could be yellow, anurr one could be ''orange!'', anurr one could be blue, anurr one could be... ''pur''ple, youguyshavefunwidda- | |||
[''Part 2, picking up near the end of Part 1''] | |||
... eh, sections like, individual colors, just like, you know, [[rainbow]] from red to purple. From red to violet. Aaand, yac'put... all, uh, all of them in each box, just put a ''random color'' in each of them, so like, you know, in one, neutral type of FunkO's box, could be red, anurr one could be yellow, anurr one could be ''orange!'', anurr one could be blue, anurr one could be... ''pur''ple, youguyshavefunwiddat, 'cause the cereal is really good, so, Funko, let's get in on that, so then... I don't have to pay [[Chris and money|eight bucks]] for... this awesome cereal. Every time. [''sets down cereal box''] Pay like, four, five bucks for... bigger box of just the cereal, because... it really is good, and... at... two thumbs up. Okay? [''holds up right thumb''] Here's one, [''holds up same thumb again''] and here's another, because... my other thumb's holding the camera, hehe. Alright. Thank you, Funko company! | |||
==Supportive message for Gracie== | ==Supportive message for Gracie== | ||
Revision as of 20:13, 9 December 2018
This page contains Chris's videos from December 2018.
Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara?
Chris says it's snowing, then grumbles at his mother for interrupting the video.
| Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara? | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 5 December 2018 |
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| Performance Style |  Comedy
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Shrek Retold | |
Description
| Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! For tomorrow, it melts, or I end up shoveling some of it. 😊
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Transcript
Hey, everybody. It's snowing here in 1218, Virginia. Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara? There's a joke. Have a good day.
Address to FunkO's Cereal
In this video (awkwardly cut into two parts), Chris extols the virtues of "FunkO's", a brand of generic sugary cereal sold as a specialty item with the marketing gimmick of including a Funko toy figurine. He completely misses the point of this business strategy and suggests that the cereal should be sold in big-box stores without the toy so that he can buy more of it with his limited financial means.
| Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 1 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 5 December 2018 |
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| Performance Style | Comedy
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| Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 2 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 5 December 2018 |
| Subject Matter |
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| Performance Style | Comedy
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Description
| Hey, @OriginalFunko, how about making the Funko’s Cereal available in all cereal aisles in random colours and a random figure Optionally available in the boxes, please? 😊 Your multigrain cereal is Really Good! I would buy a 20oz box, just for the cereal, at $4.99. |
Transcript
[Part 1]
Hey, everybody! Just wanted to offer a little Chris and brand loyalty individ- opinion about [holds up FunkO's box to camera] Funko brand's FunkO's cereal! But just the cereal though, I mean, because having all the pictures and the figures in them is good and all, but the cereal is really good. I mean, various colors therein, but I mean, hey, Funko company, you know what you could do with the cereal? Actually put it in the grocery stores and in the cereal aisles of the Wal-Marts, the Targets, and everywhere, all the actual cereal aisle, instead of just making it a "specialty food item available only in certain places", you could make it available with, or without, the included toy! and actually put more of the cereal in the box, like you know, make it a family-size box of FunkO's! FunkO's!
Because that berry flavor is totally awesome, and it's a multi-grain cereal, so, it's definitely... a good part of a balanced breakfast. So anyway, hey Funko, let's get the act together, let's put your cereal in the act- in all the cereal aisles. Okay? And you could just put various... pictures on the front, like, or even just, just even, just Social Time Freddy, just on the front cover, enjoying the cereal, and just... put FunkO's on the top part. FunkO's! FunkO's! And this is a really good cereal. Let's have... cereal in the cereal aisles, mmkay?
I had other thoughts that are escaping me, but - oh, not only that, but you could also just, in the bowl, yac'put various, you could make it like, eh, sections like, individual colors, just like, you know, rainbow from red to purple. From red to violet. Aaand, yac'put... all, uh, all of them in each box, just put a random color in each of them, so like, you know, in one... neutral type of FunkO's box, could be red, anurr one could be yellow, anurr one could be orange!, anurr one could be blue, anurr one could be... purple, youguyshavefunwidda-
[Part 2, picking up near the end of Part 1]
... eh, sections like, individual colors, just like, you know, rainbow from red to purple. From red to violet. Aaand, yac'put... all, uh, all of them in each box, just put a random color in each of them, so like, you know, in one, neutral type of FunkO's box, could be red, anurr one could be yellow, anurr one could be orange!, anurr one could be blue, anurr one could be... purple, youguyshavefunwiddat, 'cause the cereal is really good, so, Funko, let's get in on that, so then... I don't have to pay eight bucks for... this awesome cereal. Every time. [sets down cereal box] Pay like, four, five bucks for... bigger box of just the cereal, because... it really is good, and... at... two thumbs up. Okay? [holds up right thumb] Here's one, [holds up same thumb again] and here's another, because... my other thumb's holding the camera, hehe. Alright. Thank you, Funko company!
Supportive message for Gracie
Chris records a message for Gracie, after her father had tweeted:
| Hello my Twitter friends. This is my daughter Gracie whos getting Bullied and picked on at school. Being told shes Ugly and Fat and looks like a boy all the usual stuff. Can she get some love we've told her how Beautiful she is Love you Gracie❤❤❤ |
The father's tweet had been retweeted by Tara Strong, who said:
| Hello beautiful. Please tell her she’s awesome & bullies suck & I’m happy to send her a special voice recording & I 💜 her? |
Upon seeing Strong's tweet, Chris recorded his own message.
| Supportive message for Gracie | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 8 December 2018 |
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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Description
| Hi, Gracie. You are beautiful, and you certainly are not fat; those bullies can take their insults and Zap It Up theirs. Ignore them, and stay Awesome as you are, with Great Self-Esteem, girl. 😊 ⚡️💙⚡️ |
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