Kiwi Farms posts (other users)

This page is an archive of other users' key posts about Chris on the online forum Kiwi Farms. Posts are sorted by date.

Short on Cash

20 July 2016, by timtommy

Here is a story. I am putting it in here because it is way too minor to have its own thread and I have no proof of it. I have a friend who goes to grad school at UVA. One night at a conference we had too much to drink and both revealed we knew about Chris. He knows a lot less and doesn't post on the forums, but we were chatting over the weekend and he told me this story which happened a couple weeks ago. My friend walks into a gas station/convenience store on the northern edge of Charlottesville. Chris is trying to buy $7 or so of junk food type stuff, but he only has $5 in cash. The cashier tries to make understand he owes $2 more. Chris seems to understand, but is slow to process what to do about it. My friend who is second in line, picks out two ones, says "here you go" and puts them on the counter. Chris, it seems more out of stupidity and confusion than malice, picks up the $2 and his purchases and makes to leave. My friend and the cashier, both object and yell that he has to leave the $2 with the cashier. Chris doesn't seem to react. A dude who was behind both of them in line is between Chris and the door. As Chris passes him, he taps him to get his attention, and says something like "Hey buddy ..." Chris makes a get-away-from-me hand wavy gesture without looking at any of the three of them, and fairly loudly says "It's Miss!" and hurries out the door. Chris continues to his car in a half run, half walk, as all three of the people in the store watch confused and amused. Chris pulls out of the parking spot, but for some reason heads towards the back of the lot, where there is no exit. As Chris gets to the back of the lot, he stops, backs up a few feet, tries to turn the car around, doesn't make it, backs up again, and finally gets around. Essentially making a 5 point turn in a fairly large empty parking lot. Chris drives past the store again not looking inside, and finally drives off.

Involvement with Lil E

27 November 2016, by spylobster

On the subject of Lil E, the person behind the CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW video:

I have stated before and will do again, the person who contacted me sent a video of himself talking to Chris and it was never published, he was very nice to Chris and they had a good time talking about 3-d printing and anime. I had no involvement at all in the original video, eventually they came into contact with me and offered to help me out by asking Chris questions about my movie, from what I saw from the person at first appearance seemed to be someone who just wanted to meet him like he was a celebrity. Obviously this was a bad idea considering Chris has no awareness so he didn't seem to care. The original interview was suppose to be respectful and not out to milk views, I genuinely wanted chris's thoughts on the most popular cwc video right now about his life. But every person that comes into contact with him wants to get they're own claim, I understand the irony of that statement but keep in mind I had no intentions of doing YouTube as a hobby, and just wanted to share my original project I did nearly two years ago as a high school project. It was obviously a mistake to accept any offers from anyone involving Chris. Because this person saw my own minuscule success based around CWC thinking he should do the same, but he decided to take the worst possible route and harass Chris. I am no longer in contact with this person, also when I posted saying that I had something to do with the 3-D printer thing I just meant that I have a fan of my channel who would ask a few questions for me. Nothing else was intended but I was immediately met with 13 year olds threatening me in my inbox like this was some serious business, my intentions were much less worse than people who wildly came to they're own delusional conclusion decided upon. And for the record you do realize that you just called a stranger on the internet a faggot, while you sit there waiting for reddit upvotes to come flooding in while you continue posting on a forum that stalks a 30 year old autistic man. It would appear that there is some deep down glass house issue here. I am sorry if I have in any way offended you. Hopefully we can work this out in a private message. I would be more than happy to end any sort of negative feelings, have a nice day. -sachumo

Status of 14 Branchland Court

29 August 2021, by Phillip_Jeffries

I'm just gonna go ahead and share my findings here. A few days ago I went to 14 Branchland Court with a friend of mine to update everyone on the van and the cats. I can confirm that the van is indeed back at the house. The plates have been replaced with what I assume are the original plates for the car. You can tell these aren't old photos by checking the date on the plate as well as the broken tail light, which apparently happened after the car was left at the motel in Richmond. And as we left I noticed the cats by the side of the house so I took a pic, but it's not the greatest. After we took our photos we started to leave. As we did, someone opened the door. At first I thought it was the neighbor that was taking care of the cats in the Chandlers' absence, but it turned out to be Barb herself. I was so freaked out I didn't know what to do, so I just said "Hi, Barb" and she said hi back then got into the van and drove off. My friend and I immediately left. I still don't know what this means in terms of how the case will go. We all thought she'd be in hospice care until she passed. Then again this is the state with the same mental health care system that ignored Chris all these years. I wish I had more proof than just my account of what happened but I wasn't able to take any pictures of her. Maybe someone else can go to Ruckersville and corroborate my claims? (without being a ween) If you have any questions let me know and I'll answer them.

Incest Case September '21 Continuance

16 September 2021, by GypsyBard

Well guys his hearing has been continued As of this moment the video link I posted showing 2 weens drive to the courthouse has been privated If the video is ever made public again skip to 40:40 to hear the news -Next will be on November 18 2021-

CWCVillie Shopkeeper agreed:

I can confirm this - it was rescheduled to November 18th at 10 AM. I went there myself before checking this thread and found out the hard way

October Photos of 14 Branchland Court

15 October 2022, by Jeff_the_Thriller

I made a pilgrimage to the Sonichu temple and I thought it would be worse. Not to say it isn't bad but someone is taking care of the yard and basic landscaping. I didn't get out my car or do anything stupid because their poor neighbors have had to deal with ween bullshit for like two decades. The backyard is a different story. Its over grown with a rotted patio and collapsing shed. The place doesn't look like it's seen basic upkeep since the Clinton administration.

Incest Case November '21 Continuance

18 November 2021, by Undersideofcwcspillow

I'm on the phone with the a clerk right now. Case is continued to the new year. It is in J&DR, but because there is an adult and it is a family matter she will have to ask her supervisor about what would be public after the case is finalized.

The following day Undersideofcwcspillow followed up:

I called and spoke to someone at J&DR again. Actually the same person. I'm going to go out on a limb and say they really AREN'T that busy. I get connected immediately every time and they don't seem in any hurry to get off the phone, so I really doubt there's 50 weens calling screaming JULAAAAY every day. Anyway, the new date is February 3rd 2022. The reason it was closed was because Chris's attorney requested it. That is all she could tell me. Then like a re+tard I forgot my third question and hung up. I can't edit my OP to add this info By the time Chris goes to the courthouse he'll have done half a year behind bars. There are actual gangbangers who have spent less time in jail than Chris. He's gonna be a hard MF when he gets out.

Confirming Car Crash

11 December 2021, by ThatGuyWhoLikes The Chili

In a thread on the topic of Barbara's car crash:

So I have a buddy who works at a dealership, they looked up the VIN# of Chris's van on Carfax and apparently the story checks out. It shows it was Tboned and the air bags not deployed is more likely a result of it being totalled. If it goes on a wrecker and right to a junk yard they don't care/check that Pics for proof, might wanna add this to the OP just so everyone can stop arguing if it's real or not.

Incest Case February '22 Continuance

3 February 2022, by Peanut Head

I just called the office. His Hearing is just beginning, but the lady said she was 99.9 percent sure they're keeping it closed from the public. I will call in an hour or so and update.

Later, Peanut Head followed up:

UPDATE: Chris is getting another continuance. There is no date yet. They were unable to give me the case number or state the nature of the case. (I miss the nice lady from this morning). I will call tomorrow to see if I can find us a date! Until then, looks like he's stuck in a cell unless he gets the portal working.

On 9 February, WolfKiller reported:

I called the courthouse. The next hearing is July 28