Difference between revisions of "Stress"
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* [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his internet girlfriend is dead]]. | * [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his internet girlfriend is dead]]. | ||
* Finding out his internet girlfriend lied about where she lives. | * Finding out his internet girlfriend lied about where she lives. | ||
* Anything that Autism isn't an excuse for. | |||
==Things that do not give Christian stress== | ==Things that do not give Christian stress== |
Revision as of 11:32, 5 March 2009
Stress is the bane of Christian Weston Chandler's existence and his primary excuse for not doing anything he doesn't want to do.
Things that give Christian stress
- Drawing comics.
- Making videos.
- Getting a job.
- Anything requiring him to leave the house.
- The existence of webpages outlining his many failures.
- Asking girls to go out with him.
- His "mental block" of autism.
- Talking to anyone about anything except himself.
- Having drawings of him finger-banging Megan confused with Crystal.
- Copyright Issues.
- His daily struggle against becoming homosexual.
- Finding out his internet girlfriend is a man.
- Finding out his internet girlfriend is dead.
- Finding out his internet girlfriend lied about where she lives.
- Anything that Autism isn't an excuse for.