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==Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage"== | ==Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage"== | ||
[[Image:Lifelike.JPG|thumb|300px|right|"They're so life-like!"]] | [[Image:Lifelike.JPG|thumb|300px|right|"They're so life-like!"]] | ||
Upon waking up one morning, [[Rosechu]] is horrified to discover some slanderous trolls have been drawing pictures of her with a [[pickle]] and posting them online. This shocking news causes an over-stressed [[Sonichu]] to collapse by the bed, as the "last time he checked" she was a "fully fledged woman." | Upon waking up one morning, [[Rosechu]] is horrified to discover some slanderous trolls have been drawing pictures of her with a [[pickle]] and posting them online. This shocking news causes an over-stressed [[Sonichu]] to collapse by the bed, as the "last time he checked" she was a "fully fledged woman." | ||
Revision as of 20:43, 6 February 2009
This issue is inspired by internet trolling just like the last one. The cover features most of the female recolors in bathing suits and has a Rosechu logo instead of a Sonichu logo. The original version had a lot of yiff art in it and was eventually censored. There were several months between the two episodes release dates due to the depression he suffered when he discovered that Blanca was trolling him. A troll by the name of Clyde Cash convinced him to complete the issue by making the claim that his brother Ryan had committed suicide because Chris wasn't doing any updates.
Episode 17: Prologue
Before the prologue, Chris has a disclaimer where Sonichu and Rosechu explain the morals of safe sex education. After this, there's a bunch of furry porn and diagrams of genitals. In the TV Y-14 version, the penis and vagina are covered by a banana and orange respectively.
Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage"
Upon waking up one morning, Rosechu is horrified to discover some slanderous trolls have been drawing pictures of her with a pickle and posting them online. This shocking news causes an over-stressed Sonichu to collapse by the bed, as the "last time he checked" she was a "fully fledged woman."
Rosechu responds the way any woman would - by posing in a variety of un-sexy poses. Oh my. Unfortunately, when Rosechu returns to the computer she discovers that even more pictures have been uploaded.
Sonichu and Rosechu then decide that the only course of action possible is to head down to the head 4-cent_garbage.com to reason with the evil leader Jason Kendrick Howell. While in the process, Wild Sonichu (who has joined their quest) searches for a crystal Sonichu Ball hidden in the building.
The 4-Cent offices are full of people drinking and looking at porn. It also contains a "joke" about Obama painting the White House black. Our couple must travel through 72 floors of 4-chan porn, beating up employees along the way, before they can confront Jason. Once they meet him, Rosechu transforms into a werehog or some shit and face-rapes JKH.
Once they figure out that they can't legally do anything about the pickle-porn, they decide to make more porn for women's rights! Every shitty female recolor shows up at Rosy's place to make porn with her, including a 14-year old anthropomorphic lightning bug. The episode ends with a fiery-eye Rosechu declaring her stance against dick-girl porn for women's rights!
Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008"
All the hedgehog pokemon are at the beach having fun, but Magichan detects 2 sonichu balls on the Ocean floor just before Black and Bubbles are about to have sex. The couple separates so she can swim to the bottom to meet Yawning Squirtle and fetch the balls. While she is away, the shape-shifting hermaphrodite Silvana takes the form of Bubbles Rosechu to seduce Blake. They yiff, but Silvana secretes a paralyzing toxic during sex which leaves Blake hospitalized. Shortly after, Jigglyami launches her music career on a stage for millions of beach-goers. Following this, there is a memorial for epic-troll Ryan Cash and a dedication to Chris's new girlfriend, Panda (who is also a troll).
Links
Sonichu! The Audiobook! Examining Sonichu and Rosechu!]
Sonichu - Episode 17! The Audiobook! "Rage Against the Garbage" Part 1!]
Sonichu - Episode 17! The Audiobook! "Rage Against the Garbage" Part 2!]
Sonichu - Episode 17! The Audiobook! "Rage Against the Garbage" Part 3!]
Sonichu - Episode 17! The Audiobook! "Rage Against the Garbage" Part 4!]
Sonichu - Episode 18! The Audiobook! "Spring Break 2008" Part 1!]
Sonichu - Episode 18! The Audiobook! "Spring Break 2008" Part 2!]
Sonichu - Episode 18! The Audiobook! "Spring Break 2008" Part 3!]