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'''My Little Pony''' is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several ponies made with hair from his head (not the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|common misconception of pubic hair]]). | '''My Little Pony''' is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several ponies made with hair from his head (not the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|common misconception of pubic hair]]). | ||
The homemade ponies vary between being | The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from ''Naruto'' and Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist'', and horrible Mary Sues such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki]]-Chan, who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]]. | ||
In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right... | In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right... | ||
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My Little Pony is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by Megan. Chris has several ponies made with hair from his head (not the common misconception of pubic hair).
The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from Naruto and Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist, and horrible Mary Sues such as Cheroki-Chan, who is clearly based on the comic-book version of Chris, and Crystal, whose origin is obvious.
In Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009, you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is straight all right...
According to Chris, he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?
The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
Custom pony made for Daniel Mimms.
