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WANT WOMAN! on the other hand is such a massive step down.  What we have here is a man in a sports bra, at a public event, striking weird poses.  He won't talk to people, so he writes his message across his tits.
WANT WOMAN! on the other hand is such a massive step down.  What we have here is a man in a sports bra, at a public event, striking weird poses.  He won't talk to people, so he writes his message across his tits.
The levels of planning here somehow make it even more terrifying.  Chris went to this place (a family event) wearing a shirt that demanded Vagina, with this message already written on his women's undergarments, meaning he came here with the full intention of disrobing in public around children.
Just look at the photos of him when he has the shirt up.  He's sitting in the middle of an aisle, intentionally posing in some sort of desperate plea for attention.  He's surrounded by people, and honestly I'm shocked we can't see more of them staring in disbelief.

Revision as of 15:22, 19 June 2010

American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Christian cross Christian
This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.
A JERK JERK
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
Mail Operation Mailbag
This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.
Iron Cross CWChronology Iron Cross
Thank u for ur great help towards the obsessive chronological documentation of Chris-Chan's life! :3
I'll Break You Dead Transcriber
This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.
Asperchu Asperpedia Regular
This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia.
Straight STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
Kitty Chandler Kitty
This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3
HEXBox HEXBox
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

I am Beat. I TRANSCRIBE BITCHES.

My to do list

I'm gonna reformat every transcript with a conversation EVER.

Even when it's Chris talking to himself.

Especially when it's Chris talking to himself. The videobooks are nigh-on incomprehensible.

Sandbox

Stuff I did

Uhhhh...

My letters to Chris

WANT WOMAN!

Amazing. 7 years after Chris's first sign way back when he was 21 and we all had no idea he existed. And then boom. We get this.

In so many way's it's such an incredible step down from the original banner. That one was almost clever if you somehow managed to ignore the racism and misanthropy. Hell if it was wielded by a halfway decent human, it would probably make a decent conversation starter. Not the sort of thing that would start a lifelong relationship, but it might get a few people to come over and laugh at the madness of it.

WANT WOMAN! on the other hand is such a massive step down. What we have here is a man in a sports bra, at a public event, striking weird poses. He won't talk to people, so he writes his message across his tits.

The levels of planning here somehow make it even more terrifying. Chris went to this place (a family event) wearing a shirt that demanded Vagina, with this message already written on his women's undergarments, meaning he came here with the full intention of disrobing in public around children.

Just look at the photos of him when he has the shirt up. He's sitting in the middle of an aisle, intentionally posing in some sort of desperate plea for attention. He's surrounded by people, and honestly I'm shocked we can't see more of them staring in disbelief.