User:Stevo the Human

Just helping out and trying not to make a big mess. When I'm not trying to decipher Chris' pseudo-English, I'm usually making videos or playing Touhou and Genesis, SNES and PS1 games.

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Catholic This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

ゆっくりしていってね！！！

Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.

WIP ARTICLE: Chris and Acting

Like many other creative arts, Chris has done a share of attempts at acting. Unfortunately, it's very hard to tell whether or not he is.

Technique

Most competent actors will put forth a great amount of effort into their profession. Performance artists spend endless hours practicing their performance repeatedly ad nauseam. Actors given complex roles would research the lifestyle of the character and muster their own rendition to become in front of a crowd or camera. Chris just wings any acting he tries in one try. If there's any flubbing or unintended moves or any error at all, it's all in the final cut. Clearly, Chris has never heard of filming multiple takes and picking out the best content for the final product.

Voice Acting

(This will probably have the most elaboration by me, for I have a very deep interest in voice acting. Also, I needa vent about Chris' bad voice-acting.)

Just like live-action

Impersonation is a specialty in acting, especially in voice-acting, that involves replicating or imitating another individual, real or fictional, usually for comedic purposes. Whenever Chris impersonates someone else, the imitation is usually straight-up inaccurate. With no change in voice to sound like the individual in mind,shoddy wardrobe design, and misinformation and failure to do research, Chris' "impersonations" come off as simply him being more annoying than usual. When he impersonated Divine from Pink Flamingos, he spoke simply in his regular voice, but with a higher pitch, a much higher pitch than Divine to boot. In one of his Flipnote Hatena animations, he impersonated several famous fictional characters, albeit crudely. Now to mention, there is his impersonation of Donald Duck, which anyone who has heard it describes it as an auditory nightmare.