Difference between revisions of "Seinfeld"

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“	And I'll tell you something else. Today's society where everybody is glued to their computers and internet and all that, they're definitely closing themselves off from society. It's like they're becoming autistics themselves. I mean, if they're definitely not glued in front of their computer they're definitely about as blank as that au- that little teenage boy was.	”
What is the deal with retards?

Seinfeld was a 1988-1998 sitcom. Despite being a well-written, creative, funny and intelligent show aimed at adults, Chris also liked it.

29 September 2009: Chris claims Clyde Cash, like Elaine Benes, does not exist.
Mailbag 17: Chris thinks Jerry Seinfeld should play him if he ever gets a movie.
One of Chris's My Little Ponys is described as "a stickler for a tickler"; this is taken from a Seinfeld parody that appeared on Family Guy
Church audio: The Seinfeld episode "The Strike" emotionally prepared Chris for getting fake numbers from girls.
Some Favored Comedians: Chris discusses how much he likes Seinfeld, hopes Seinfeld will respond to the video, and imagines a Seinfeld routine about him. He forgets that Seinfeld's stand-up usually includes jokes.
Kacey Call 8: Chris identifies with George Costanza, but gets offended when Kacey calls him the "George Costanza of Sonichu". What similarity could he possibly have with a stocky, slow-witted, bald man?

This article, like Chris's pickle, is a bit small. You can help CWCki by expanding it.

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 *[[29 September 2009]]: Chris claims [[Clyde Cash]], like [[Wikipedia:Elaine Benes|Elaine Benes]], does not exist.
-*[[Mailbag 17#In which Chris assumes he is like Jerry Seinfeld and then misses the point entirely|Mailbag 17]]: Chris thinks Seinfeld should play him if he ever gets a movie.
+*[[Mailbag 17#In which Chris assumes he is like Jerry Seinfeld and then misses the point entirely|Mailbag 17]]: Chris thinks Jerry Seinfeld should play him if he ever gets a movie.
 *One of Chris's [[My Little Pony]]s is described as "a stickler for a tickler"; this is taken from a ''Seinfeld'' [[parody]] that appeared on ''[[Family Guy]]''
 *[[Church audio#00:14:26 - The Love Quest Continues|Church audio]]: The ''Seinfeld'' episode "[[Wikipedia:The Strike (Seinfeld)|The Strike]]" emotionally prepared Chris for getting fake numbers from girls.