User:Researcher

Researcher
Information
Name	Researcher
Birthday	February 1982
Known for	Absolutely nothing.
Education	None
Nationality	Chernobyl
Relation to Chris	Watcher
Organization	PVCC
Location	Ruckersville, VA
Saga	Tomgirl
Influenced	JERKS

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Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.	Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!	Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.	Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs.	White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.	Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!	Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.
PS3 This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.	HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.	Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.