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(As month-old entries have been removed some times before, I am codifying the policy. Chris has not been doing much lately.)
(Updating Barb watch and update. We still need an article on his stream for the Barb watch.)
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'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]]
'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]]


*'''10 April''' - For the second time this decade, Chris releases a '''[https://www.youtube.com/embed/0S-_D5kjR9s live stream].'''
*'''31 March''' - Imitating one of [[Jacob Sockness]]'s pagan rituals, [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6224799 '''Chris builds an altar'''] in his room. Along with it, he displays his newest '''[[headgear]]''': a bead crown to hold his [[magic stones]] against his forehead.
*'''31 March''' - Imitating one of [[Jacob Sockness]]'s pagan rituals, [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6224799 '''Chris builds an altar'''] in his room. Along with it, he displays his newest '''[[headgear]]''': a bead crown to hold his [[magic stones]] against his forehead.
*'''28 March''' - On Twitter, '''[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge|This Viral Event is declared]]''' a sign of the [[Dimensional Merge]]; Chris says that it was cured weeks ago in his [[C-197|fantasy world]], adding that ''[[My Little Pony]]'' characters were working to stop the pandemic problems in the real world. He also '''[[March 2020 social media posts#Shipping|challenges his orbiters on Twitter]]''' to find a positive romance about himself written before the day of his [[polyamorous marriage]].
*'''28 March''' - On Twitter, '''[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge|This Viral Event is declared]]''' a sign of the [[Dimensional Merge]]; Chris says that it was cured weeks ago in his [[C-197|fantasy world]], adding that ''[[My Little Pony]]'' characters were working to stop the pandemic problems in the real world. He also '''[[March 2020 social media posts#Shipping|challenges his orbiters on Twitter]]''' to find a positive romance about himself written before the day of his [[polyamorous marriage]].
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   LINK TO ARTICLE MENTIONING BARB'S MOST RECENT ACTION
   LINK TO ARTICLE MENTIONING BARB'S MOST RECENT ACTION
-->[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|'''
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Revision as of 20:02, 10 April 2020

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It is currently December 2024.

Ongoing: Debt

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her [[ 1,698]] days ago.

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the begging counter: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or he confirms that Barb has indeed passed.