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:''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].'' | :''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].'' | ||
[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal depicted as a [[My Little Pony]]]] | |||
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Around the age of 21, [[Chris]] had [[IRC (28 December 2008)|multiple dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "metal", according to him. In a custom [[My Little Pony]] trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help his father find a [[boyfriend-free girl]] (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in [[Sailor Moon]] - So yet another concept Chris has ripped off). | Around the age of 21, [[Chris]] had [[IRC (28 December 2008)|multiple dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "metal", according to him. In a custom [[My Little Pony]] trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help his father find a [[boyfriend-free girl]] (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in [[Sailor Moon]] - So yet another concept Chris has ripped off). | ||
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Early justifications for Chris's [[Love Quest]] stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more [[honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[fuck quest|get laid]] or prove he's [[homo|straight]]. | Early justifications for Chris's [[Love Quest]] stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more [[honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[fuck quest|get laid]] or prove he's [[homo|straight]]. | ||
==See | ==See also== | ||
*[[Chandler (extended family)]] | *[[Chandler (extended family)]] | ||
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] | *[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] | ||
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]] | |||
[[Category: Imaginary Family Members]] |
Revision as of 09:27, 26 August 2009
- This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see Crystal Weston Chandler (sister).
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Around the age of 21, Chris had multiple dreams in which God and Jesus told him to find a sweetheart to build from the ground up to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "metal", according to him. In a custom My Little Pony trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help his father find a boyfriend-free girl (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in Sailor Moon - So yet another concept Chris has ripped off).
Most likely stems from Chris's desire for pedophilia plus to have a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him.
Early justifications for Chris's Love Quest stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more honest in wanting a girlfriend so he can get laid or prove he's straight.