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:''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].'' | :''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].'' | ||
[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal depicted as a [[My Little Pony]]]] | |||
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Around the age of 21, [[Chris]] had [[IRC (28 December 2008)|multiple dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "metal", according to him. In a custom [[My Little Pony]] trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help his father find a [[boyfriend-free girl]] (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in [[Sailor Moon]] - So yet another concept Chris has ripped off). | Around the age of 21, [[Chris]] had [[IRC (28 December 2008)|multiple dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "metal", according to him. In a custom [[My Little Pony]] trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help his father find a [[boyfriend-free girl]] (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in [[Sailor Moon]] - So yet another concept Chris has ripped off). | ||
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Early justifications for Chris's [[Love Quest]] stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more [[honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[fuck quest|get laid]] or prove he's [[homo|straight]]. | Early justifications for Chris's [[Love Quest]] stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more [[honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[fuck quest|get laid]] or prove he's [[homo|straight]]. | ||
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*[[Chandler (extended family)]] | *[[Chandler (extended family)]] | ||
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] | *[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] | ||
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]] | |||
[[Category: Imaginary Family Members]] | |||
Revision as of 08:27, 26 August 2009
- This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see Crystal Weston Chandler (sister).
Around the age of 21, Chris had multiple dreams in which God and Jesus told him to find a sweetheart to build from the ground up to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "metal", according to him. In a custom My Little Pony trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help his father find a boyfriend-free girl (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in Sailor Moon - So yet another concept Chris has ripped off).
Most likely stems from Chris's desire for pedophilia plus to have a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him.
Early justifications for Chris's Love Quest stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more honest in wanting a girlfriend so he can get laid or prove he's straight.