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''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' is Chris's extremely dumb and narcissistic game idea where you play Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks.
''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' is Chris's extremely dumb and narcissistic game idea where you play Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks.


Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about Chris and his [[fail|failure]] to adjust to adult life.  
Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about Chris and his [[fail|failure]] to adjust to adult life.  


The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, PS3, and Wii; that it should absolutely nevAr be made for the [[Hex Bawx]].  
The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, PS3, and Wii, it should absolutely nevAr be made for the [[Hex Bawx]].  


== Analysis ==
== Analysis ==
Notorious from this game is how it expresses Chris's dumb idea of adulthood. Never mind things that are an integral part of a normal adult's life, such as money, job, career, goals, friendship, lifestyle, education, philosophy, businesses, or legal and economic obligations (paperwork, rent, services, etc...); to Chris, adulthood is a status that is reached by getting a [[Sweetheart]], having children, and crushing the life out of <s>people who have mildly inconvenienced you because you were an enormous asshole</s> your enemies.
The game is notorious in its expression of Chris's dumb idea of adulthood. Never mind things that are an integral part of a normal adult's life, such as money, job, career, goals, friendship, lifestyle, education, philosophy, businesses, or legal and economic obligations (paperwork, rent, services, etc...); to Chris, adulthood is a status that is reached by getting a [[Sweetheart]], having children, and crushing the life out of <s>people who have mildly inconvenienced you because you were an enormous asshole</s> your enemies.


== Cover ==
== Cover ==

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Rated M for Honest Content. Also, there's probably a fair bit of hedgehog sex.
To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.

Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles is Chris's extremely dumb and narcissistic game idea where you play Chris trying to fight Jerkops to find a true sweetheart, with Sonichu and Rosechu as useless, but determined, sidekicks.

Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during Miyamoto Saga and in The Sonichu Chronicles, Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about Chris and his failure to adjust to adult life.

The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, PS3, and Wii, it should absolutely nevAr be made for the Hex Bawx.

Analysis

The game is notorious in its expression of Chris's dumb idea of adulthood. Never mind things that are an integral part of a normal adult's life, such as money, job, career, goals, friendship, lifestyle, education, philosophy, businesses, or legal and economic obligations (paperwork, rent, services, etc...); to Chris, adulthood is a status that is reached by getting a Sweetheart, having children, and crushing the life out of people who have mildly inconvenienced you because you were an enormous asshole your enemies.

Cover

In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having already won his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.

References made on box art:

Shigeru Miyamoto's response to the game

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Gallery

See also

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