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[[Image:Fuck quest large.png|thumb|right|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]] | [[Image:Fuck quest large.png|thumb|right|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]] | ||
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"Fuck Quest" is what troll field agents have dubbed Chris's search for [[china]]. As opposed to his [[love quest]], devoted to a pretense of finding a TRUE [[sweetheart]] to [[sweetheart from the ground up|build from the ground up]] so he may have a mother for [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris is cutting the BS, simply looking to get laid and is willing to accept one night stands. According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around [[Fashion Square Mall]] wearing a new [[medallion]] and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his [[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica game<ref>http://www.cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=837&start=120</ref> passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive. | "Fuck Quest" is what troll field agents have dubbed Chris's search for [[china]]. As opposed to his [[love quest]], devoted to a pretense of finding a TRUE [[sweetheart]] to [[sweetheart from the ground up|build from the ground up]] so he may have a mother for [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris is cutting the BS, simply looking to get laid and is willing to accept one night stands. | ||
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According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around [[Fashion Square Mall]] wearing a new [[medallion]] and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his [[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica game<ref>http://www.cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=837&start=120</ref> passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive. | |||
==Desperation showing== | ==Desperation showing== | ||
Revision as of 23:00, 22 May 2009
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Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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"Fuck Quest" is what troll field agents have dubbed Chris's search for china. As opposed to his love quest, devoted to a pretense of finding a TRUE sweetheart to build from the ground up so he may have a mother for Crystal, Chris is cutting the BS, simply looking to get laid and is willing to accept one night stands.
Methods
According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around Fashion Square Mall wearing a new medallion and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his Guitar Hero: Metallica game[1] passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive.
Desperation showing
Chris's open intentions has shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants pussy and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his clothing and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new medallion will help him get laid. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his HONESTY down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment, or even for soliciting sex.
For those trolls who eagerly await for Chris to return to the Internet, they need only remember that Chris will eventually grow impatient of a cruel world where women do not recognize his "e-fame" and reject him bluntly, instead of a safe cyber world with plenty of boyfriend-free girls that want to become his true sweetheart.
Chris's Fuck Quest is already failing, as he has reappeared from his internet exile to post two videos begging women to come down and meet him.
Has it worked?
No.
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