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'''''Guitar Hero''''' is a rhythm action video game where one uses a guitar-shaped controller to activate the notes of a song as they scroll up the screen, similar to ''Dance Dance Revolution'' and its dance pad controller.
'''''Guitar Hero''''' is a rhythm action video game where one uses a guitar-shaped controller to activate the notes of a song as they scroll up the screen, similar to ''Dance Dance Revolution'' and its dance pad controller.


Chris owns a ''DDR'' set-up, as well as other popular music games like ''[[SingStar Challenge|SingStar]]''. While ''DDR'' and even many Wii games would involve actual movement and something even vaguely resembling actual exercise, ''Guitar Hero'' remains the only game which he has complimented as a game that provides him an opportunity for physical workout. Specifically, Chris has stated several times that ''Guitar Hero'' is good for his health, because he has to stand up to play it<ref>[[Mailbag 2#The Guitar Hero workout|Mailbag 2]], also mentioned somewhere elsewhere</ref>. Because standing still and pressing buttons on a plastic guitar is far less strenuous than singing or jumping up and down on a dance pad, or even waving [[Wii Remote of Fail|controllers colored in eye-bleed inducing fashion]] around, [[Chris]] has taken a particular liking to ''Guitar Hero'' and has made references to it several times throughout his many works.
==History==
Chris owns a ''DDR'' set-up, as well as other popular music games like ''[[SingStar Challenge|SingStar]]''. While ''DDR'' and even many Wii games would involve actual movement and something even vaguely resembling actual exercise, ''Guitar Hero'' remains the only game which he has complimented as a game that provides him an opportunity for physical workout. Specifically, Chris has stated several times that ''Guitar Hero'' is good for his health, because he has to stand up to play it.<ref>[[Mailbag 2#The Guitar Hero workout|Mailbag 2]], also mentioned somewhere elsewhere</ref> Because standing still and pressing buttons on a plastic guitar is far less strenuous than singing or jumping up and down on a dance pad, or even waving [[Wii Remote of Fail|controllers colored in eye-bleed inducing fashion]] around, Chris has taken a particular liking to ''Guitar Hero'' and has made references to it several times throughout his many works.


Data from his [[PlayStation Network]] account reveal that Chris has spent more than $350 downloading new songs to play in various ''Guitar Hero'' games. By comparison, he's spent only a little more than $50 on downloads for its closest rival in the music game market, ''Rock Band''.
Data from his [[PlayStation Network]] account reveal that Chris has spent more than $350 downloading new songs to play in various ''Guitar Hero'' games. By comparison, he's spent only a little more than $50 on downloads for its closest rival in the music game market, ''Rock Band''.
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[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Music is just another way to get [[china]] for Chris]]
[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Music is just another way to get [[china]] for Chris]]
In yet another feeble attempt to prove he's not a [[homo]], Chris's virtual bandmates are all women, because what [[Gal-pal | girl]] wouldn't want to jam with the [[Autistic | artistic]] genius that is [[CWC]]? Going even further, Chris drew himself having sex with these virtual women, and proceeded to make a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009 | video]] about it, announcing it as a testament to his straightness.
In yet another feeble attempt to prove he's not a [[homo]], Chris's virtual bandmates are all women, because what [[Gal-pal|girl]] wouldn't want to jam with the [[Autistic|artistic]] genius that is CWC? Going even further, Chris drew himself having sex with these virtual women, and proceeded to make a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|video]] about it, announcing it as a testament to his straightness.


{{quote| Would I be having sex with THREE WOMEN?!|Chris, forgetting ''Guitar Hero'' is a video game and those women are fictional}}
{{quote| Would I be having sex with THREE WOMEN?!|Chris, forgetting ''Guitar Hero'' is a video game and those women are fictional}}

Revision as of 22:34, 11 December 2009

Chris, as he imagines himself to look.
Chris, as he is in reality

Guitar Hero is a rhythm action video game where one uses a guitar-shaped controller to activate the notes of a song as they scroll up the screen, similar to Dance Dance Revolution and its dance pad controller.

History

Chris owns a DDR set-up, as well as other popular music games like SingStar. While DDR and even many Wii games would involve actual movement and something even vaguely resembling actual exercise, Guitar Hero remains the only game which he has complimented as a game that provides him an opportunity for physical workout. Specifically, Chris has stated several times that Guitar Hero is good for his health, because he has to stand up to play it.[1] Because standing still and pressing buttons on a plastic guitar is far less strenuous than singing or jumping up and down on a dance pad, or even waving controllers colored in eye-bleed inducing fashion around, Chris has taken a particular liking to Guitar Hero and has made references to it several times throughout his many works.

Data from his PlayStation Network account reveal that Chris has spent more than $350 downloading new songs to play in various Guitar Hero games. By comparison, he's spent only a little more than $50 on downloads for its closest rival in the music game market, Rock Band.

Sonichu and Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour

On 27 October 2008 Chris uploaded a video showing off his custom Sonichu crap that he added to the game. Similar to his comics, he portrays himself as thin and fit. While this is partly due to the fact that that game doesn't have an "unpleasant, fat" character model, it would still be possible for Chris to give his in-game self some degree of huskiness if he had any sense of his personal appearance.


 
 
I've created the Sonichu Band Icon from scratch, as well as my Character and Guitar. Enjoy the further testaments of my capabilities and creativity in tune to Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker."

Also, I am up in the "Auditions" on Gamestop.com; please Vote for my Rockin' Picture to get me as a Playable Character with Sonichu & Rosechu in my Band in a Future Guitar Hero Game.

 

 

—Original video description, 27 October 2008


Chris and his 'bandmates'

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Music is just another way to get china for Chris

In yet another feeble attempt to prove he's not a homo, Chris's virtual bandmates are all women, because what girl wouldn't want to jam with the artistic genius that is CWC? Going even further, Chris drew himself having sex with these virtual women, and proceeded to make a video about it, announcing it as a testament to his straightness.

Would I be having sex with THREE WOMEN?!
Chris, forgetting Guitar Hero is a video game and those women are fictional

See also

Sauces

  1. Mailbag 2, also mentioned somewhere elsewhere