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Then Clyde Cash went to Australia and raped Panda. She was carrying [[Clyde Cash]]'s child which Chris had promised to look after as his own when the wildfires in Australia struck. | Then Clyde Cash went to Australia and raped Panda. She was carrying [[Clyde Cash]]'s child which Chris had promised to look after as his own when the wildfires in Australia struck. | ||
Chris has now convinced himself that PandaHalo died in the [[2009]] | ==Death== | ||
Chris has now convinced himself that PandaHalo died April in the [[2009]] Australian bushfires, even though she lives over 1,000 kilometres away in South Australia and the fires were in Feburary. A mere check of Wikipedia would have told him otherwise but Chris needed an excuse to move on to [[Julie]], who was not carrying any children of Clyde. | |||
She came back from the dead to deliver the entire [[Scrapbook]] and [[Slideshow]] and then resumed being dead. | She came back from the dead to deliver the entire [[Scrapbook]] and [[Slideshow]] and then resumed being dead. | ||
==Selected Videos== | ==Selected Videos== | ||
Revision as of 01:12, 8 August 2009
| “ | Panda, I know that you are somewhere up there, after the fire, and we will not forget you... But I look to a bright future where Julie and I, will feel that... will feel... will feel that love and then more. |
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| Chris, dumping the freshly burnt corpse of PandaHalo, whilst asking for a ghostly threesome. | ||
PandaHalo (aka Sarah Cassandra McKenzie) is Chris's current EX TRUE and HONEST sweetheart who lives lived in South Australia. Definitely not a troll.
During the Blanca saga, she continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare Panda his TRUE and HONEST girlfriend.
Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for sex. She managed to obtain the first sexual footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his sexual opinions. He also sent Panda a PSP that was originally intended for Megan.
Then Clyde Cash went to Australia and raped Panda. She was carrying Clyde Cash's child which Chris had promised to look after as his own when the wildfires in Australia struck.
Death
Chris has now convinced himself that PandaHalo died April in the 2009 Australian bushfires, even though she lives over 1,000 kilometres away in South Australia and the fires were in Feburary. A mere check of Wikipedia would have told him otherwise but Chris needed an excuse to move on to Julie, who was not carrying any children of Clyde.
She came back from the dead to deliver the entire Scrapbook and Slideshow and then resumed being dead.
Selected Videos
- 24 September: Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008 Never gonna give you up.
- 8 February: Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009 Fire fire.