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[[File:Meggriffin.JPG|right|thumb|Even ten year olds can draw Meg.]] | [[File:Meggriffin.JPG|right|thumb|Even ten year olds can draw Meg.]] | ||
Meg Griffin is a mediocre character from mediocre sitcom [[Family Guy]]. Despite being a cartoon character, [[Chris]] would like to [[Chris and sex|nail]] her. Emphasis on ''would'' — Meg is 17 years old, and due to [[Zapina|dumb laws]], every time Chris proclaims his desire of carnal love from Meg, he feels obligated to voice his sincerest wishes that Seth McFarlane would "let Meg turn 18". (These frequent and fervent pleas should ''not,'' under any circumstance, be interpreted as indication that Chris has ''any'' desire to ram her against wall ''right now''.) | '''Meg Griffin''' is a mediocre character from the mediocre animated sitcom ''[[Family Guy]]''. Despite her being a cartoon character, [[Chris]] would like to [[Chris and sex|nail]] her. Emphasis on ''would'' — Meg is 17 years old, and due to [[Zapina|dumb laws]], every time Chris proclaims his desire of carnal love from Meg, he feels obligated to voice his sincerest wishes that Seth McFarlane would "let Meg turn 18". (These frequent and fervent pleas should ''not,'' under any circumstance, be interpreted as indication that Chris has ''any'' desire to ram her against the wall ''right now''.) | ||
In order to make it look like he isn't cheating on [[Lovely Weather]], Chris now claims that Meg [[lies|forced herself upon him]]. | In order to make it look like he isn't cheating on [[Lovely Weather]], Chris now claims that Meg [[lies|forced herself upon him]]. | ||
==Why her?== | ==Why her?== | ||
Chris is attracted to Meg because they're both pathetic, and so he sees her as a kindred spirit. Chris has taken umbrage to the fact Meg is treated so badly in the show in the past and presents himself in the comic as being her protector, even though the thought of Chris protecting anyone is patently ludicrous. | Chris is attracted to Meg because they're both pathetic, and so he sees her as a kindred spirit. Chris has taken umbrage to the fact Meg is treated so badly in the show in the past and presents himself in the comic as being her protector, even though the thought of Chris protecting anyone is patently ludicrous. | ||
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Unfortunately for Chris, Meg is nothing but a fake, being [[troll]]ed by [[Silvana]]. Due to crappy comic writing, we're not sure if the anti-gay cure has yet taken effect in her and if she's still got the fabled "both parts" at this point. Interpret it how you will. | Unfortunately for Chris, Meg is nothing but a fake, being [[troll]]ed by [[Silvana]]. Due to crappy comic writing, we're not sure if the anti-gay cure has yet taken effect in her and if she's still got the fabled "both parts" at this point. Interpret it how you will. | ||
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Revision as of 09:11, 26 January 2010
Meg Griffin is a mediocre character from the mediocre animated sitcom Family Guy. Despite her being a cartoon character, Chris would like to nail her. Emphasis on would — Meg is 17 years old, and due to dumb laws, every time Chris proclaims his desire of carnal love from Meg, he feels obligated to voice his sincerest wishes that Seth McFarlane would "let Meg turn 18". (These frequent and fervent pleas should not, under any circumstance, be interpreted as indication that Chris has any desire to ram her against the wall right now.)
In order to make it look like he isn't cheating on Lovely Weather, Chris now claims that Meg forced herself upon him.
Why her?
Chris is attracted to Meg because they're both pathetic, and so he sees her as a kindred spirit. Chris has taken umbrage to the fact Meg is treated so badly in the show in the past and presents himself in the comic as being her protector, even though the thought of Chris protecting anyone is patently ludicrous.
YouTube fetishism
On several occasions, Chris has given us too much information about his obsession with Megan. He once favorited an animation of Megan with expanding breasts. On 8 October 2009, he featured a clip from the episode "Road to the Multiverse" (depicting a hot alternate-universe Meg) on his channel, and posted a comment in the video where he said he'd "be all over her sweet pussy and breasts" if Seth McFarlane would let Meg turn 18.
| “ | Megan has always looked good, and here, she is REALLY HOT! :D Even better than when she had her makeover. If Seth would let her turn 18, I would be all over her sweet pussy and breasts!
Wham Bam, Thank You Maam! :D |
” |
| The quote in question | ||
Sonichu 10
Chris's insane fantasies finally came to a head in Sonichu 10 when Meg, who is mysteriously attracted to the sound of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys, suddenly appears and gushes about being a fan of his. Explosively, Chris admits to being a fan of hers as well. After dealing a rogue passer-by a knuckle sandwich, Chris and Meg get down to a bit of tonsil hockey and Meg promises Chris he can nail her. Hard.
Unfortunately for Chris, Meg is nothing but a fake, being trolled by Silvana. Due to crappy comic writing, we're not sure if the anti-gay cure has yet taken effect in her and if she's still got the fabled "both parts" at this point. Interpret it how you will.