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Transcribing this nonsense, I guess... Dkaien 05:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Actually it's "Transcribing DIS BITCH, I guess..." Easy mistake to make.--Beat 06:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

The keys are like, right next to each other. --Blunderscore 11:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Name?

I like "Chris tries to leave the internet....again" CaseHa 12:02, 28 May 2010 (UTC) I propose "Rage Against the Internet." Ganondorfdude11 06:02, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

When it doesn't have a name, you're supposed to title it as the date it was posted. This video should be called "27 May 2010". What is so hard about this?--Beat 06:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

I'll go ahead and do that, if that's okay? --Pedonymous 10:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh God how do I rename a page --Pedonymous 10:26, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

You need to be a mod.--Beat 14:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Nyoro~n... --Pedonymous

Virgin rage against the machine? --Jellystapler 01:32, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

I lol'd

This confirms it for me--Rocky has been drilling the "THE INTERNET IS BAD" dogma into him in the hopes that he'll come to agree with it. But hey, this means Chris has indirectly announced the end of Sonichu(yes we all know that's not true but he doesn't lol).--MoarLurk 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

• Perhaps to this marks the end of his young adult social group... ever since his May 8th rant about being alone, he's made a big deal about going out and socializing. This is probably a direct result of him being shunned by the group and thus actively looking for new people to put up with him. While the church was not able to kick him out, it seems they've cut him off socially from anything that their doing. I only hope that this new "friend quest" leads to further banning's and tard raging's... on another note, he finally admits to being a man-child. I'm curious as to what made him realize this --SargentPickles 09:56, 27 May 2010 (EST)

I can't wait to see what this "friend quest" will have in store. Perhaps he will go to a bar, try to hit on a girl, the girl will tell him she has a boyfriend, Chris will still try to hit on her, and her big, muscular boyfriend will show up and kick his ass. --BreadGod 16:42, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

The line "I am active within my community looking for n- looking for new friends to talk" is the proof that the YASG dropped his Autistic-Manchild ass. Nevertheless, I don't thin we will see a "Friend Quest". His quest will resume to him inviting trolls to met him in real life as he did in this video. Griffintown 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Possibly, but like all humans, Chris will need some kind of social interaction... It's very hard for someone to go without it, even Chris. When he realizes their are no possibilities of making friends locally, he will come begging back to the internet for attention. It's the same exact principle as his sweetheart search: when he realizes there's no chance of finding a girlfriend in Virgina, he resumes his ill-fated sweetheart search online with twice the intensity as before in a desperate attempt to not be lonely. Hell, we might be the only thing that gives his life purpose at this point... --SargentPickles 09:26, 28 May 2010 (EST)

If this happens I hope there will be security footage. Shawths

"he finally admits to being a man-child"

he's used others more or less euphemistical terms in many of his profiles, like "young at heart". i wonder if we could gather enough to make a new cwc-ism--Rosechupenis 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Hat

It hides his baldness. Mention? --thelieisacake 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

• HEY FAGGOTS! SHOULD WE MENTION HOW THE HAT IS HIDING HIS LACK OF HAIR? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK Thelieisacake 20:46, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
  • HEY FAGGOT! WHY NOT ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE AND SEE THAT I ADDED A LINE ABOUT THE HAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK --Sack Thaddic 01:39, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
    • GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THAT TINY-ASS FONT I MEAN HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE YOU DIDN'T ADD ANYTHING AT ALL BITCH Thelieisacake 16:41, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
      • I love you guys so much.--Beat 17:04, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Two Things

• Two things popped up in my head:

1-How many times does Chris say he's straight?

2-Is the "Trucker" look still remind anyone of the Blue Oyster Bar patrons from the first four Police Academy flicks? --UJ1A1985 07:21, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

a challenge?

As my first troll move, I'm thinking of challenging him to see who has more of a life by having him and I record videos of us and our friends. Good idea? --AdiosToreador 12:01, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Survey says "Chris almost certainly won't give a shit because you're not trying to steal his identity/'girlfriend.'" EnsignDisposable 12:34, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Most definitely. Chris has a narrow attention span when it comes to trolling. It may seem like it's getting old, but unless it's about his copyright or getting China, you're not going to get anywhere. --Shearod 14:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

It could be worth a try, and I'm sure it would be loads of fun if - and this is a big if - you could get his attention. Which you probably couldn't, as my esteemed colleagues have just observed. -- manwithoutabody 11:55, 27 May 2010 (CEST)

never meant to be famous?

Does Chris really think anyone will buy this stupid "I never wanted to be famous" BS? considering he signs his name on everything, he sticks sonichu into every orifice, he act surprised that someone doesn't know him, he can't leave the public's eye for a week. He want to be famous, he just doesn't want the bad strings attached. Chris will have to learn that it's all or nothing, he either is popular with fans and trolls, or he has NOTHING. SenorTucan 21:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

• ... You do realise that there never have been any fans, right? Thelieisacake 23:33, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Chris doesn't know that, and that's the reason he's saying this. He understands that fans=trolls on some level, only instead of realizing that Sonichu has zero non-troll fans, he thinks that the "trolls" are just impatient fans who have assumed that since Chris writes about his suffering, they have to make Chris suffer in order to get more Sonichu comics.--MoarLurk 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
  • of course I know he has no actual fans, Chris himself doesn't know that. Also I don't think Chris thinks that all trolls are ex-fans, some trolls are evil 4cent garbage folks that troll for lulz. I think he's playing this "I didn't want to be famous" thing so maybe the trolls will let up, and stop stressing him. "Please don't insult me, I'm just a humble artist" SenorTucan 03:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Taking Bets Now!

How long do you think it'll be until Chris returns to the internet, doing what he does best: entertain us trolls? Because let's face it, it's going to happen. --SpaceScreaminJohn 23:49, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

• Probably not even a day. Remember that one time a month or two ago, when he swore he was getting off the Internet? He came back less than 24 hours later, with a rant about the Cleveland Show. --Lime 00:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
  • A week at most.Basgon 00:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
    • I say before monday.J0haely 00:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I am less optimistic than you all, I will give it two months. The speech he gave us got all the hallmarks of Rocky. In his 'Tard-logic, Chris sees these speeches as a magical incantation that might convince Trolls to stay away from their computers. Sadly (for him) it doesn't works. Griffintown 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
• He's already on his PSN, which is technically considered on the internet since it interconnects many computers. --BreadGod 00:49, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Are you serious, BreadGod? See, this is what I talk about in my commentary video. Anytime he's not on the internet, he's playing video games! --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:17, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I say a week, if his current pattern keeps up.--MoarLurk 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
    • According to his Youtube account his last login was three 5:11 PM EST May 27th. With this I think its safe to say he'll be back in no time. Shawths
    • I'm giving him until Sunday. When he changes his mind, though, hilarity will ensue since he relinquished CWCipedia to Mao and looking at it now...yeah. I'm betting on another video and more rage soon when he comes back. --FastEV 04:13, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

• We really haven't seen that much of him this month anyways. A tiny CWCipedia update here, a gamefaqs post there, the occasional login to OKCupid is all we're really getting. There's no doubt in my mind that he's already Playing PS3 and wasting money on PSN, but there's no real motivation for him to make youtube videos or upload comics right now. He'll be back of course, but I figure we won't have anything substantial from him for at least two weeks or so.--Beat 14:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

chris lethargic?

after seeing this video i started noticing something, chris is getting and talking slower than usual, or was i the only one who noticed this.J0haely 01:26, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

it is summer, after all. perhaps he, like most bigger mammals, is going into a hibernation mode? --Jellystapler 01:34, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Mammals hibernate in winter. Lrn2biology. Menth 02:19, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

A full decade of doing absolutely nothing but play video games, eat junk food and masterbate while barely talking to a real person have made Chris retard himself even more. --Ronichu 04:38, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Umm...

"We're best socializing in real life, talking on the telephone!" ... wait wat --Spoonman 04:08, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

this is chris we are talking about remember.J0haely 10:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

• I think there is a silent AND in that sentence, BUT I'm guessing he's going to be using the phone as a computer replacement, so it doesn't matter to him anyway. SenorTucan 20:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)