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*[[Mailbag 43#The everlasting man|G.K. Chesterton]], on blasphemy, deleted because I didn't approach the topic gently enough.
*[[Mailbag 43#The everlasting man|G.K. Chesterton]], on blasphemy, deleted because I didn't approach the topic gently enough.


== 6 June 2010 ==
== White Knighting ==
Just... wow.  Of all the times I've said "God dammit Chris" this one's probably the worst.
Being a Christian, and having gone to many Churches of many different varieties, I find Rocky to be one of the most facinating aspects of this whole mess.


I'm not PVCC (Note to self, figure out IRC, get in touch with Cogs, ask nicely), so I don't know If anything's going on behind the scenes here, but as far as I know this is Chris when he doesn't have a bunch of people distracting him with demands for new comics or mailbag questions or e-mails from supposed girls.  It would seem that when Chris is left completely to his own devices, he does some seriously fucked up shit.  I'm sure lots of you figured out the pattern ages ago, but now that I'm sitting here thinking about it, it's all starting to make a strange sort of sense.  A lot of the really insane things he did took place before his mainstream internet discovery, such as his attraction signs, the news dash, PVCC banning, sub-episodes, mall arrests, and so on.
People love to diss Rocky, and maybe they're justified, but I believe she really does have the best intentions at heart.  She's not from some hick church where if you don't vote republican and hate gays you're going to hell, and while I haven't been to Chris's Church, I'm willing to bet it's thoughts on God and man are quite similar, though not exactly the same, as my own.  What we have here is someone who (apparently) genuinely believes that Chris can be helped, and is doing everything she can to help him.


When the trolls came into the picture it changed things, as Chris's life was split between playing with toys and video games and dealing with internet malcontents.  Still, we get occasional examples of it in troll efforts that had an element of subtlety.  Vivian Gee's Aim Chat is a good example of this, as are the ABL phone calls, as Alec makes a genuine effort to appear reasonable (As far as a dispute about Pokemon OCs can go anyway) and Chris still comes off as a raving Lunatic.  Jackie's almost a better example, as (while obviously a troll to us) she presented herself to Chris as though she was the genuine article in every way possible.  Chris's response was to bitch about how Megan should have made out with him and Scream "Jew" at Michale Snyder.  While many white knights have argued that Chris only acts up because of troll influence, many recent trolls got Chris to completely lose his shit by acting like normal people who were engaged in cordial communication with Chris for one reason or another.
All we ever get from Chris are the things Chris wants to hear, but I'm willing to bet she isn't just telling him "the internet is bad" and "premarital sex is okay".
 
Currently Chris has no website, isn't checking his e-mail, and is only signing into youtube to tell us how he doesn't need the internet.  His incentive to be online is much lower than it was in say, late 2009, and suddenly he's sneaking back to the game place with a camera to take photos of people he hates.
 
We all know Chris is both weak and cowardly, and I don't think he's going to kill or rape anybody, but I don't think anybody expected shit to go that far that fast.

Revision as of 14:37, 16 June 2010

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This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
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This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
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This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

I am Beat. I TRANSCRIBE BITCHES.

My to do list

I'm gonna reformat every transcript with a conversation EVER.

Even when it's Chris talking to himself.

Especially when it's Chris talking to himself. The videobooks are nigh-on incomprehensible.

Sandbox

Stuff I did

Uhhhh...

My letters to Chris

White Knighting

Being a Christian, and having gone to many Churches of many different varieties, I find Rocky to be one of the most facinating aspects of this whole mess.

People love to diss Rocky, and maybe they're justified, but I believe she really does have the best intentions at heart. She's not from some hick church where if you don't vote republican and hate gays you're going to hell, and while I haven't been to Chris's Church, I'm willing to bet it's thoughts on God and man are quite similar, though not exactly the same, as my own. What we have here is someone who (apparently) genuinely believes that Chris can be helped, and is doing everything she can to help him.

All we ever get from Chris are the things Chris wants to hear, but I'm willing to bet she isn't just telling him "the internet is bad" and "premarital sex is okay".

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