Talk:Flipnote Hatena

Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

Clydec 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Archive of comments in progress. --Anonymax 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016 Fuck, he knows we filmed him. Thelieisacake 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.

I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --Anonymax 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
• I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --Anonymax 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
• Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --Anonymax 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

jesus fffffffff

Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. Clydec 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--Beat 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Holy mother of fuck, hahaha!

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --Enig-HAHAH 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. Thelieisacake 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --BreadGod 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--Wintermute 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --OFSheep 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--MoarLurk 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

All five parts of it. --Eniggy 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --Edward 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --Edward 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --Anonymax 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony and Nintendo?? Bill Lumburg 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --Edward 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice. He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo SenorTucan 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Animation

A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--AdderCress 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

• Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --Eniggy 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Just kinda weird, really.

I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--Beat 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Fuck it, adding now.--Beat 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--Basgon 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

• cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... BabyNeko

Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --BreadGod 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. Clydec 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Holy fucking shit this is creepy. Pedonymous 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

• Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --Sonijew is back 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

• I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--Beat 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --Sonijew is back 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. EnsignDisposable 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

• Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. (KingoftheJuice 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))

• this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.J0haely 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
  • It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. EnsignDisposable 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

CWC Got Told

Comment #8 by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?

Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--Beat 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. Clydec 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

"Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign"

The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--Beat 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

• Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, the GIF got YTMND'd. --Eniggy 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --Xanabit 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --Sonijew is back 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead"

Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [1]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6

He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end. ScottBNickles 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles

lolwut?J0haely 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH? Disregard that, now i understand what it means.J0haely 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? ScottBNickles 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.J0haely 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --Eniggy 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Random-access humor He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. Clydec 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --Eniggy 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--Beat 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

@Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? Shawths

Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --Eniggy 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good Banzai881 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --Eniggy 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-Banzai881 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -Banzai881 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)

Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -Banzai881 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Someone needs to make ripoffs of these, claim they're originals, and then accuse Chris of copying. And then an army of trolls needs to back the ripoffs up as the 'True and Honest' originals. -Inferno232 04:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

It won't work. These things have upload dates on them. Our supposed originals would be uploaded later and would show it. --OFSheep 12:48, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Youtube mirrors?

Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--Beat 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo .--J0haely19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

brb making YouTube Poop of it. --BreadGod 05:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Awesome job with the videos, but I guess we need some new templates for Chris's animations. It seems to me that we'll be getting these instead of new videos for the immediate future.--Beat 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Cool, but can you make one of the 8-Bit video? --Inferno232 6:11 25 June 2010 (UTC)

The original 8-bit or chris's plagiarism? Disregard that. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4 J0haely 12:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

8-Bit

Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --Edward 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this.

EDIT: Just told 8-Bit in a post with a link to this article and the CWCki. --Eniggy 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Good man! If we're lucky then this 8-Bit guy might be able to give us his say. --Edward 15:49, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Especially since Chris is exactly the kind of person he's making fun of in his Don'tGetTrolled animation. Sakanz 06:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

More Random Access Humor

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A97E15FBC_002?in=user

God, I can't understand what the fuck he's saying any of these. --MonkeySorski 15:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I can tell you one thing... the "why'd you hit me" gag is from Drake and Josh. Moar plagiarizing! -Captainhowdy 19:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure the whole thing is plagiarized --Caboose -1 20:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Yep, he ripped off the late Charles M. Schlutz by stealing material from Peanuts. --Eniggy 01:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

It's stolen verbatim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0 --Anaconda 02:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Shouldn't Random Humor 1 and 2 be on the same page, since they are a continuation form each other.J0haely 02:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

The Summer person from CWC's comments on videos= CWC Ego Boosting Account?

I was trolling as an impostor Chris (TRUE_and_HONEST_Chris) to see if he reacted, but someone else did. Here's what "Summers3594" did because of it:

"I Don't Have TIME FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS AND MISINFORMING! I Shall Be Off Now!

I'll Return When Things Have Calmed Down!...And When My Dad Lets Me! "

"I AM NOT TRYING TO BE YOU!!!! Where do YOU get the idea that I am trying to be the GREATEST HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC EVER? "

"I AM NOT CHRIS! NOR AM I TRYING TO BE THE TRUE AND HONEST CWCVILLE! I am ONLY ensuring that HIS GOOD NAME not be TARNISHED by NAIVE TROLLS like YOU!"

Also, "Summers" has done no uploads and their favorites( http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/Summers3594/following ) are pretty similar to the ones Chris favorited. That, and there's a big love for Family Guy, one of Chris's favorite shows. That, and there's an obvious lack of intelligence, but some things show through that show signs of being on our side.

So, is it a fellow troll, or a second account for Chris to boost his ego with? You decide. --Eniggy 05:06, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

I'd go with troll, but let's see how this plays out. --This post brought to you by ShotgunJones 05:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!

Troll, Chris is too stupid to even think about making a sockpuppet. -- MonkeySorski 05:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC).

Adam Stackhouse saga anyone? --Banzai881 05:38, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

The summers person made an account yesterday. He/She says it's a troll scheme. Thelieisacake 12:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Summers3594 here, this is a fellow troll, albeit, my scheme is more making him think that he has real fans to make him more confident in himself, rather than do something negative to him. Msummers 01:37, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Mine's designed to play the part of a fan so jealous he goes out of his way to impersonate Chris, but with many flaws, as most internet impersonators are. This is done to confuse Chris, which could possibly help with your plan. --Eniggy 02:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Another new Flipnote.

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DA28892A0A2_001?in=user

Apparently, Christian's trying to make a good name for himself on Flipnote now, not sure how people will react, excited to see though. Msummers 01:43, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Flipnote 404ing for me as of 9:31 PM CST. Must be having server issues. Also, main link redirects to a Wikimedia page. --Eniggy 02:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Info About Stars

For those of you who don't know Flipnote Hatena's Star system, here is how it works. Just like the five star, 10/10, and thumbs up/down are part of the rating system, so too are stars. If a user sees an animation he or she likes, that person has the option of giving gold, green, red, and blue stars. Users have unlimited gold stars to give but will have to pay money in order to give other colored stars. Green being the cheapest to buy while red being the most expensive to buy. Users can also pay to obtain boxes that contain stars, from 4.99 USD to a whooping 99.99 USD. Users can give themselves unlimited stars and start their account out with three green stars. It's no wonder why our fellow autistic has so many stars.--Whoopwoo 06:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• Wow, that IS interesting. I also noticed that he has a Plus account, which is supposed to give him a few extra bonuses, but by the looks of it, he has to pay a monthly fee for it. I guess we'll hafta see if he keeps it come next month!--Blazer 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• On a side note, users who gave stars can also take those stars away, causing an immense lowering of one's heart level.--Whoopwoo 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• Actually, Chris's Plus Account is free for one month and is then deactivated. After that, you have to pay for it. If one could get Chris to pay for it, well, sucks for Chris. Of course, Chris will pay for it anyways.--Whoopwoo 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

The Offical Sonichu Channel

I just added my Sonichu Channel I made to the External Links selection of the article, so all you trolls with a DSI should start submitting Sonichu bashing Flipnotes on my Channel so Chris could notice.--Djyellow

I'm buying a DSi XL this week (bigger screen, easier drawing) so I might have to jump on this bandwagon. --Eniggy 18:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

That's super duper, true and honest, and pretty convenient of you, Djyellow. Thanks!--Whoopwoo 19:25, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

He's Blocking Posters

Just discovered I got blocked from posting on his things, so I started a temporary one (Jimithan_T_Hill_101) to put up fake legal notices on his things to scare him, due to him being dumb enough to believe these things. --Eniggy 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• I just checked the "Blocking Users" setting of Flipnote Hatena, and he can block only nine users. SUCKS FOR HIM.--Whoopwoo 20:35, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
  • It'll be interesting to see how that ends up turning out, since it's not going to be long before more than 9 people are down his throat. Also, I checked on the 'mail' thing in the FAQ, it appears that the messaging service is unavailable outside of Japan, so anyone wanting to privately message him will have to coerce him into giving his email address or getting some sort of messaging program. Msummers 20:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
    • So far, two of my accounts have been blocked by him. If I keep it up, with help from others, we may be able to flood Chris's posting controls beyond the nine person limit, leaving him to embarrass himself on Flipnote Wapanesena. --Eniggy 04:17, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Reporting Chris

If you want a moderator like me to Report Chris, just tell me some shit he did on Hatena and I'll be on my way. --Djyellow

• Would that be a good idea though? Some of us are here to increase his ego so he'll return to the scene with a bit more lul-worthy antics, however, in the case that doesn't work, a kick in the ass to get him off hatena and back on youtube might be needed. Msummers 21:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
• Might not be a good idea to increase his ego you know? Many inculding me are not very fond of Smuggy Chris at all. besides for reporting him, what I think we should do is start advertising my Sonichu Channel in his comments page so he can soon find out about it and see it is full of Sonichu Parodies and hopefully set him off. Though, I;m just a Idiot,--Djyellow
  • I'm getting a hang of this "not a forum" thing, so let me refer you to the box at the top. However, while we're on the topic, find me anyone other than you who doesn't like Smug Chris. I personally like it because it makes him confident, which leads him to do something incredibly stupid, which then leads to a downward spiral of Stress. Others I'm sure like him because they love to spread happiness and autistic sunshine throughout the world. However, there's no real reason to dislike it, unless you disagree with me and thus are wrong. We need results somehow. Smug Chris always ends in a result. Thelieisacake 21:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
    • Results are good. Smug Chris is not. Smug Chris's downfall into Emo Chris is good because he is no longer smug. Smug Chris just frustrates me because I don't have magic powers, and thus can't reach through the screen and punch the motherfucker. --Edward 21:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
      • Notice that including real-life info, including your real name, in an animation is against the ToU and grounds for your animation being taken down. All we need to do is report his submissions for breaking the ToU because they all include his real name, and we're golden! --JM1987 15:29, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Page split

It might be worth splitting "Chris's entries" into a separate page, perhaps List of Chris's Flipnote Hatena submissions or something like that since he's going to have quite a few. --Champthom 16:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

• I'm on it, boss.--Beat 16:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, dear lord.

AAAGH MY EYES IT'S BLINDED ME --Eniggy 16:58, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit, he posted it again. --Eniggy 19:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Sequel to the Tagged Flipnote

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user

Chris appears to have made a second 'tagged' flipnote. This time for everyone who he thinks deserves a 'smile and a happy thought', titled "for women only". Looks like he's continuing his sweetheart search even on Flipnote. Msummers 01:48, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

OH SHIT YOU GUYS

http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002 -Munch 21:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

• What? That link just brings up a 404 error. --JM1987 13:29, 1 July 2010 (UTC)