JenkinsJinkies
JenkinsJinkies (a.k.a. Junior Jenkins) was Chris's trollsona from May to late August 2010.
CWCki
JenkinsJinkies began as another CWCki account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his PS3 wasn't a bug in PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked, a bait page made by Clyde. It was quickly discovered that JenkinsJinkies was Chris, and appropriate action was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' talk page, and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two.
| “ | I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him. | ” |
| JenkinsJinkies, the 14 year old sodomite who had gay sex at the age of 7 and lost his virginity to a High School student beforehand. Who also lives directly across the street from Chris. | ||
Chris believed playing a troll who was legitimately afraid of Chris's wrath would totally convince Clyde Cash himself that he was legit. He also unsuccessfully tried to scare the trolls into thinking he was plotting to hunt them down, one by one. Several lesser trolls believed they were the first ones to realize that JenkinsJinkies was Chris, and blew the whistle every now and again, but such leaks were uncommon and generally most trolls played along.
Trollin Train
As the trolls began to tug on JenkinsJinkies's marionette strings, a trolling forum entirely dedicated to making Chris paranoid was established. Despite all posts, members and threads being only a few days old, Chris was completely convinced that it was the official trolling hub, where all the nefarious plots made against him were conceived.
As if it weren't obvious enough that Junior Jenkins was Chris, he also went out of his way to praise Chris for his ingenious schemes for halting the trolls wicked plans and/or dissuade the trolls from even trying - often combining the two themes into the same post.
| “ | I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that. | ” |
| JuniorJenkins, Trollin Train. | ||
Junior Jenkins also had run-ins with the ghosts of Patti Chandler and seven year old Christian Chandler as Chris inexplicably believed that trolls would be frightened by these events. They were not, and Jenkins was roundly mocked.
PS3 Destruction
The most infamous event of Trolling Train took place when Surfshack Tito offered $9001 for Chris's PS3 to be smashed. Due to a misinterpretation of Tito's criteria, Chris thought he could get the reward if he did the smashing and simply had Junior claim to witness it. The rest is history.
Though Chris did not receive the $9001, he somehow replaced his PS3 within four days.
See also
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