4-cent_garbage.com

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Sonichu and his friends in front of the 4-CENT-GARBAGE headquarter.

4-cent_garbage.com is Chris's representation of ED and 4chan.

Their employees can be either people or demons, and alcohol is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that only evil people drink. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either cartoon porn or racist humor about Barack Obama.

Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild go to their headquarters to attack Jason Kendrick Howell, the leader of 4-cent garbage, and fail. And who said life doesn't imitate art? Rosechu also facerapes Mr. Howell for women's rights in the 4-cent building.

This business is also a scapegoat for CWC's misery. He blames 4-cent for his "break up" with Megan despite the fact that he uploaded a cartoon of him finger-banging her to 4-cent garbage of his own free will. The reason he uploaded this picture was to "protest" allegations of homosexuality.

This is also the closest Chris gets to an actual parody, this time of website 4-chan.

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