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Megan Schroeder (born 23 July 1986) was a gal pal of Christian Weston Chandler's, with whom he had perhaps the closest relationship of his life.
Chris first met Megan in the summer of 2005 at The GAMe PLACe. Following Chris's progressively creepier unwanted advances, she cut off contact with him in early 2008. To this day, Chris harbors an entirely unwarranted grudge against Megan, thanks to misconceptions fed to him by Bob, Barb, and his autistic delusions.
On 24 September 2013, Chris claimed in a Facebook post to have received an email from Megan. He now classes her with the Witch (Mary Lee Walsh) and the Bastard (Michael Snyder), and makes three Lego minifigs of them and shakes them together as a sort of punishment.
On 3 October 2013, Chris posted another rambling tirade directed at Megan to Facebook. This time, Chris claimed that Megagi La Skunk, Megan's cartoon character that she probably doesn't even remember making, told him that she is "deeply distrustful" and agrees with Chris that Megan should have never been born. Additionally, as if she would even care, Megan's Sailor Megtune "powers" were "revoked" by Chris. On top of reiterating the previous "wrongdoings" by Megan, Chris has proven nothing at all, except perhaps that he suffers from some form of mental illness.
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