Clyde Cash
| “ | Yer butt's gonna be in trouble | ” |
| Barbara Chandler on Clyde Cash | ||
| “ | I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! | ” |
| Chris on Clyde Cash | ||
| “ | Then the dragon stood on the sand of the seashore. I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns, seven heads, and ten royal crowns on its horns. On its heads were blasphemous names. | ” |
| The Bible on Clyde Cash | ||
Clyde Cash (DOB: THE FOURTH OF JULY) is the older brother of Ryan Cash who decided to take vengeance against Chris after his brother killed himself. He is currently the leader of The Miscreants
Panda and Julie
His first act was to rape Panda but it did absolutely nothing to Chris as he simply moved onto the next gal-pal.
Clyde stalked Julie and began throwing demands to Chris such as cleaning his room. In the end, it was revealed that Julie was a 13 year old boy and that Clyde had staged the whole thing.
The Website
He posed as Gregg Mays (a web designer working for Nintendo) to gain access to Sonichu.net.
As ransom, he told Chris to make a video proclaiming he was gay only to be refuted. He then told him to make a video declaring his straightness. Eventually, Chris regained access to the site.
Striking again, he worked with a troll and got rid of the domain.
Chris, being resilient, bought Sonichu.info. With the help of Panda, he managed to gain access again.
Chris, still being resilient, bought SonichuandRosechu.com. With the help of Julie, he managed to gain access yet again.
As Miyamoto
- Main article: Shigeru Miyamoto
Prostitutes
Some fag called prostitutes to be sent to Chris's house. [details go here]
Clyde took the fall for it in this phone call, right after Emily's post-date conversation.
Clyde: [fake-sounding accent] This call is being recorded. [phone ringing]
Chris: Uh, hello?
Clyde: Hey, Chris. It’s me. Clyde. You seemed a little hasty at the end, there. I just want to talk to you.
Chris: Uh, who is this?
Clyde: It's Clyde.
Chris: Oh. [unintelligible]
Clyde: You want to say ‘hi’ to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh… I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some fine ladies over to your house. How--how’d that work out for you?
Chris: Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being--being sent over, and, uh, they re—and they reported them to the police, and they got turned in, and, uh… Yeah, we did not appreciate that.
Clyde: Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.
Chris: Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find true love.
Clyde: Sex is not true love, Chris. [Chris talking in the background, indistinct]
Chris: Yeah, you still there, Clyde?
Clyde: Yeah.
Chris: [Barbara prompting him, indistinct] Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.
Clyde: Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more evil men in this world.
Barbara: I don't know who you think you are.
Clyde: Hello?
Barbara: I said I don't know who you think you are.
Clyde: Chris, your voice changed.
Barbara: But I’m telling you to both—uh—uh—t-to cease bothering us, okay?
Clyde: Chris, your voice changed.
Barbara: [overlapping] Otherwise, your butt’s gonna be in trouble. Your butt’s gonna be in trouble.
Unknown: Is your refrigerator running?
Barbara: Back off!
Unknown: Uoahh!
Barbara: Don't call us anymore. Goodbye!
Unknown: No, [unintelligible] Use the Poke flute, quick!
Clyde: Okay!
Threats from Chris
On March 27th, 2009, Chris posted several threats directed at Clyde. Chris has threatened to "STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!" and that he "WILL PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT!" if Chris ever met him in real life.
Three days later, Chris posed another video, in which beat a helpless clown doll senseless while making threats towards Clyde. Chris implies that Clyde will be "DEAD" as well as his ED page. The enraged manchild reiterates his threats that he will physically harm and publicly humiliate Clyde if they ever met in real life.
Then, hours later, in his dramatic "YouTube Finale" Chris threatened to punch Clyde's lights out again, even in a police station.
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In the Comic
In the comic Cly(de) is a villain working for Mary Lee Walsh, apart from capturing Ivy and getting into a fight with Chris because the comic he has only appeared on Chris's Music video it is unknown how Clyde has been portrayed apart from living in his mansion and having a slander ray.
Links
- Clyde's YouTube account (Now subscribed to by Chris!)
- Post-date conversations (part with Clyde begins at about 4:35)