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  • 14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE, while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before. Six hours later, Chris uploads Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017, a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.
  • 10 April - Not content with the astounding luck of selling his middle school crafts project for $1,500, Chris uploads By the book, Buy the book plus update, imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had already spent the money from selling the totem on frivolities.
  • 7 April - Chris releases Sonic Totem and More, offering to sell his Sonic Totem for a ludicrous $1,500. It is sold 4 hours later. One hour after the sale, he blows $400 on a gold necklace for Barb.
  • 6 April - Chris tweets to Cole Smithey, asking for financial help.
  • 5 April - Chris throws a tantrum at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.
  • 4 April - Chris explains why he won't get a job. Later that day, he whines on Facebook and Twitter about the mortgage company putting Barb's bank account $800+ into the red.
  • 3 April - Chris seeks pity from DoopieDoOver through a tweet.

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